apples and pears

Cockney rhyming slang for 'stairs'.

"I'll just go up the apples and pears to bed, then."

by Anonymous August 16, 2002

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apples to oranges

a comparison that is unfair because the subjects cannot be evaluated according to the same criteria

This discussion on who has the most authority in the county is apples to oranges. We are getting nothing done.

by The Return of Light Joker January 16, 2011

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Apple Computers

A term often used by people who think that the sun shines out of Steve Jobs's ass. While Apple do make good computers for design/media work, the unofficial fanclub gets irritating.

Example of Apple Computers user: "ipod: An mp3 player that poor/wannabe unique/jealous fuckwits seem to take pride in insulting over the internet."

Pot & kettle? It's also amusing that he assumes that everyone who dislikes it is "poor". I guess he's just a moronic spoilt little nerd.

by nameless345435 November 28, 2006

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