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Austin Moon

He's from the Disney Channel show Austin & Ally. He is played by Ross Lynch. Austin Moon is sex on a stick and I have no idea how Ally Dawson doesn't get the idea to sit on his face. Either that or give him a handjob or blowjob. Because I totally would.
Austin Moon is the Disney Channel character who I would totally want to eat my pussy right the fuck out.
by Ausllyology September 25, 2018
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Austin Fetish

Someone who loves taking showers at other peoples houses. You can call them obsessed with being clean, but in the end they are just weird...
"Dude, can i take a shower at your house? My parents can smell smoke a mile away cause my brother did it alot..." "I think you have the Austin Fetish man!?"
by BigByrd1988 January 11, 2009
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Austin Kelly

An ignorant piece of anal that has a crooked penis and is really gay and annoying he likes blowing his dads penis most of the time and then getting raped he loves anything WHALE related such as whale watching whale dating whale sexing austin is know to be very dumb and some professors at the university of Kentucky say mentally challenged most of his life is committed to derp.
OH FUCK THERES AUSTIN KELLY.

AUSTIN BLOCK!!! *battlemasters* Austin dies

HEY AUSTIN YOU HAVE A CLOK!
by Anarochann July 26, 2011
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Austin Ward

a really hot “TikTok” star, who will fuck ur bitch if u mess with em. period
Austin Ward just fucked my bitch!!!
by smokegrassandeatass August 28, 2020
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Austin

A person who you think is okay, but then they can't get the balls to talk to you in person. They text you precisely at 2:54pm everyday and the conversation somehow manages to last till 9pm. They tease you, and try to convince you of something, but on the inside you laugh. They can't take no for an answer and get heartbroken when you turn them down. They apologize on the behalf of others and are simply bad news.
Person one: That person just can't take no for an answer...

Person two: Must be Austin
by foxiedoxie March 1, 2015
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Austin Disorder

Someone known for pussying out in any event with any female. AKA an "airballer." They can often get open for a good shot, but never are able to "finish."
he has Austin Disorder due to his inability to hookup with chicks cuz he pussies out...
by beware_of_dog435 October 26, 2011
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austin kelley

the most amazing guy a girl could want, the sweetest guy ever, he will steal your heart in a minute.....has the best personality, but if he decided to leave do what ever you can to make him stay because there is no way your life will ever be complete again without him...long story short the love of a girls life, the guy a would take a bullet for or do anything to be with.<3
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