Alabama China

Paper plates, plastic utensils/cups.

Let's use the Alabama China so we don't have to wash dishes.

by CainisAble September 3, 2016

alabama clay

Eating a lot of ketchup, and cashews resulting in a liquefied molten lava coming out of your ass.

Man I went home after work and took massive shit and it looked like Alabama Clay.

by Poke your mom January 17, 2020

Alabama Paddywagon

An Alabama Paddy Wagon is a sex act where you take a cup of jello and chew it up to where it becomes a liquid and spit it back in the cup. Get a straw and a partner and put the straw in the partners ass just enough to where the other end can be visible and used. Put the jello back in your mouth and transfer the liquid through the straw into your partners ass. When that happens, either remove the straw and have your partner shit it in your mouth (douchingbefore hand is best so no actual shit gets in your mouth) or keep the straw in and suck it out of your partners ass.

I gave Josh an Alabama Paddywagon last night. The jello turned brown!

by youvegothorsepiss January 17, 2020

Alabama Svenson

Sven's son. No not deeeep, he's the father.

"Did you hear that Pewdiepie made Sven frick his son"
"Bruh I thought he lived in Sweden not Alabama."
"Alabama Svenson"

by swollen Penis March 23, 2020

Alabama shave

Getting shaved by your sibling.

Damn boy, I had an alabama shave yesterday.
Damn bro, that shit horny.

by SaGxTbaG May 28, 2020

Alabama Aardvark

The central art of giving anal, whilst your cousin watches.

Dale went to Montgomery to see his cousin, they met a hood rat. Who in a submissive act of love, bequeathed permission to perform THE ALABAMA AARDVARK. Which ultimately led to the Devils 3-way.

by CreamyAlpha June 4, 2020

Alabama Shuffle

During sex a woman hops off and gets on your thighs and straddles it while farting on you.

Dude! My wife finally did the Alabama Shuffle on me last night. That ass rip was smelly though!

by Jaboy9998 July 22, 2020