Alabama Rattlesnake

The act of scaring away your partner by masturbating with kidney stones

Becka: Yeah, Steve gave me the Alabama Rattlesnake last night. Wanna hook up?
Ricky: Sure! Sounds great.

by Alfredo-chicken March 23, 2019

Alabama Svenson

Sven's son. No not deeeep, he's the father.

"Did you hear that Pewdiepie made Sven frick his son"
"Bruh I thought he lived in Sweden not Alabama."
"Alabama Svenson"

by swollen Penis March 23, 2020

Alabama Lapdance

The act of your cousin giving you a lap dance until you inevitably have an erection and cream your pants. oops!

bro i loved the alabama lapdance i got last night, cousin theresa knows how to get down

by thecroatiancrockpot February 1, 2023

Alabama Magic

Incest.

"Boy there's a lot of Alabama Magic going on in your Family."

by AlabamaBoy2 February 20, 2019

lightbulb alabama

When you turn the lights on and realize you're not where you thought you were.

Bob flicked on the light switch and a lightbulb alabama happened, I was in my room, not Bob's.

by Wafflesacrifice March 6, 2016

alabama hunch

Similar Simulating sex but naked. Rubbing your dick on her butt. Specifically on her butt crack.

She was on her period so we could only Alabama hunch.

by Unkle Jemima November 28, 2022

Alabama Aardvark

The central art of giving anal, whilst your cousin watches.

Dale went to Montgomery to see his cousin, they met a hood rat. Who in a submissive act of love, bequeathed permission to perform THE ALABAMA AARDVARK. Which ultimately led to the Devils 3-way.

by CreamyAlpha June 4, 2020