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tuna skeet

masturbating onto your friends tuna sandwich to give it the appearance of mayonaise.
"did you tuna skeet on my sandwhich?"
by tuna skeet February 9, 2009
mugGet the tuna skeetmug.

Lemon Skeet

When you bust a nut (skeet) so hard as you jizz your face looks like you are sucking on a mouthful of lemons.
Roger did a lemon skeet last night.

I was watching myself fap in the mirror. I couldn’t believe I did a lemon skeet.
by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018
mugGet the Lemon Skeetmug.

skeet skeeter

a boy band that travels with The Almost
also when you are special enough to be named after what you do to a girl, sexualy
"The Skeet Skeeters are coming to town?!"
"Whats your hobby?
Oh, im just a skeet skeeter"
by LJ-Dog May 18, 2008
mugGet the skeet skeetermug.

skeet flakes

Skeets flakes is the when you try to clean off the dry skeet off of something without water, producing skeet flakes.
Dude I skeeted all over my girl last night and when I woke up I put my fingers through her hair, nastiest thing when I took my hand out, I had a bunch of skeet flakes in my hand.
by Brendenks February 9, 2014
mugGet the skeet flakesmug.

skeet room

The designated room at a party where you go and fuck a girl you decided to hook up with during said party.
Dude, Jerry fucked Jessica in the skeet room yesterday.
by Ryemaster Bob June 15, 2018
mugGet the skeet roommug.

ya skeet

a hybrid of the Paul Brothers and Lil John for all those hardcore fourteen year olds making straight plays
ya skeet that was totally lit bros lets hit it again
by bforbitches January 22, 2018
mugGet the ya skeetmug.

yayeet that skeet

implies to yayeet your skeet and n o it doesn’t mean blow your skeet it means just throw your shit at some nine year old friccers man 😤😤😤
it’s yeet or be yeeted in this world son, you better yayeet that skeet
by ala~the~baepsae November 3, 2018
mugGet the yayeet that skeetmug.

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