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circle shower

When you and a group of pals all need to take a shower, so you shower relay, circling in and out of the shower and taking turns for each step (shampooing, rinsing, etc.)
"Wow, we all need to shower tonight?? Anyone for a circle shower to save water?"
by Savvykc July 3, 2016
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Amish Shower

When someone is having intercourse or relations under or near a heifer and they milk or extract the lactate of the heifer and pour it onto their partner just before climax / orgasm.
Last night I gave her a nice Amish Shower.

These Amish Showers are doing wonders for my facial complexion.

I love the taste of Amish Showers.
by Amish Shower October 23, 2014
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Nature’s Shower

The process of bathing in a female’s orgasmic ejaculate juices.
I was running short on time to get ready for work, so I had my girl give me a Nature’s Shower.
by Assassin1091 May 29, 2021
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Pantene shower

When you ejaculate onto your pubic hair and proceed to use it as shampoo.
My girlfriend watched me give myself a Pantene Shower last night
by Ballmebarson January 9, 2021
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Shower Jacker

A grown up man who loves a good wank in the shower. To add insult to injury, a shower jackers is typically married and christian (or jew).
-Simon is a shower jacker!
-Yuck, thanks for putting that image in my mind you fuck!
by Halevi May 20, 2016
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Shower fapper

Someone who takes multiple, abnormally long showers every day to hide that he/she masturbates.
"Why is jack allways in the shower?
"Oh, he's just a shower fapper"
by dis_is_spoorder_man September 22, 2016
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Shower Baseball

A game that's played in a team shower after a game or practice that consists of one person throwing a bar of soap, and someone else trying to hit it with their dick, similar to how a baseball is hit with a bat.
Person 1: "Hey man wanna play shower baseball after the game?"
Person 2: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
by JackGoff1592102 February 3, 2020
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