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Stoned as a Cone

When you are so high that your functionality is the same as an orange traffic cone. (Specifically must be Orange)
"I'm stoned as a cone" Said Tone the Bone
by Kony Island October 12, 2017
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boosting stones

Having sex with a remote controller of a gaming system while smoking crack and beating Mario Cart for the umpteenth time.
Sorry I missed your call... I was boosting stones.
by @duckoff February 16, 2017
mugGet the boosting stonesmug.

Bone Stone

Pharmaceutical means of attaining WOOD. Whether taken through necessity but more than often taken recreationally. i.e. VIAGARA, BLUEY etc.
I'll be up in 40min Val. I gotta take my Bone Stone first love.

That Sophie's gonna gonna get battered later boys. I'll drop my Bone Stone after the pub then bang her like a salavation army drum at hers.
by Matt Morris - The Foresters November 7, 2010
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Set in stone

(pertaining to holidays) A promise that absolutely will not be broken, unless it was only made verbally by management, in which case it turns out the fuckers are guaranteed to change it.
You know those holiday dates? You can take them as set in stone.

... about those holidays you booked... you're going to have to come in those days, I don't give a shit what you think.
by ochrann January 10, 2020
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The Magic Stone

The Magic Stone is a breathtaking novel written by the Minecraft players and residents of Hogtopia;

AwesomeZ_360 , justcheerio and ktaei

Originally starting out as a side hobby by Ktaei , they discovered the piece and began writing. The book quickly turned into a nasty, luscious, vein-wrenching masterpiece with a great storyline following the two characters "Ty" and "Blyss. It's elusive, gripping, astounding; a must-read!
Person 1: Have you ever heard of the new, on the rise, upcoming, luscious, blood curdling, vein-wrenching, romantic, horror, comedy book "The Magic Stone?"
Person 2: You know I have! I'm obsessed!
by justcheerio March 26, 2021
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hot stoned

When someone is throwing up so hard, they poop a little rabbit turd and they pick it up and throw It at you.
My bestie was refusing to hold my hair back so I hot stoned her ass.
by Steffoni April 22, 2020
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Boned to the Stone

When you’re so stoned that you start subconsciously switching the beginning sounds in words
E-cig ripped the bong so hard that he got boned to the stone
by Asian Tom Cruise May 8, 2019
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