A statement that provides little to no importance, leaves the audience in confusion and is usually followed up with, “and then I found $20” to regain some attention to one’s self.
Hey guys! While was driving to work today, I saw this bird flying this morning pretty high in the sky.... and the I found $20! - that is a Patrick statement
by Professional Fur Handler August 25, 2018
Get the Patrick Statementmug. by Patrick’s wife January 13, 2023
Get the Patrick dempseymug. “When a one-eyed Vietcong stripper shoves her finger in your ass while stroking your cock and slobbering all over your balls in the jackinthebox parking lot”
by Black_Patrick February 7, 2023
Get the The Black Patrickmug. Patrick Bloodgood all around cool dude very cool, calm, and laid back. Loves family, friends, and the female population. Has a very big heart will do just about anything for anybody however if you piss him off there will be no more chances.
I am such a patrick I love having fun and flirting with all these major hotties. Damn you know you want that studmuffin Patrick Bloodgood.
by mike seaver February 4, 2010
Get the Patrick Bloodgoodmug. by kinda bad person December 16, 2019
Get the patrick shwavymug. When what you think is a link to something you actually want to see directs you to a gif of Patrick Maruska
by Bill Nye Tho May 15, 2014
Get the PatRick-Rollmug. by Queenisbest July 31, 2022
Get the patrick starmug.