Macking Off

Beating the schmeat so hard that you experience the worst and most painful anal prolapse that has ever occurred under the Sun. Feeling your asshole cave in on itself, exposing your intestinal tract due to the best goddamn incest porn on this side of the Solar System.

Sean: Mickey, what the hell are you doin’? Why are you in the hospital?
Mickey: I was Macking Off to Fortnite Porn and Rieley’s Insta, man. I couldn’t help myself!

by bruh_moment_mack April 4, 2021

macking

having sex or flirting with another person

JJ - Are you macking Sarah Cameron?!
John B - No, I'm not macking Sarah

by outerbqnks April 15, 2021

Jay Mack

A local town Gigolo with several sets of children by different women.

(1)Want to go to the club tonight?

Dude, don’t be a Jay Mack

(2)Here is a condom for your date tonight...

I’m pulling a Jay Mack tonight and won’t need one

by Naauao Yeoja April 22, 2021

Mack

A local town Gigolo with several sets of children by different women.

(1)Want to go to the club tonight?

Do I look like a Mack?

(2)Here is a condom for your date tonight...

I’m pulling a Mack tonight and won’t need one

by Naauao Yeoja April 22, 2021

mack

be jealous of

pimp my voice and mack my beats

by meeshy October 9, 2003

MACK

An acronym for when you intake Molly, Acid, and Coke, and ketamine all at the same time.

Man, Angie is fucked up right now.. she’s on a MACK.

by Partygirl2000 March 9, 2022

Mack

The most stupid person ever to exist. He sends dick picks to his mother at night. He has never felt the touch of a woman besides his mom. He is the person who hides in the group not telling anyone that he watches his mom on porn hub. He always wishes that he can fuck his mom.

Wow watching my moms porn you Mack.

by ChunkyMotherLove March 23, 2022