You're Mom Gay

No u

Lucas: You're Mom Gay ...
*gets interrupted*
Erik: no u
*Lucas dies*

by Lucas Fentressssssen May 30, 2018

You're Hot Request

A friend request on Facebook in which a random person adds you and you send them a message saying "Do i know you?" and the reply is "no...but you're hot"

Mike : DAMN FOOL I GOT LIKE 8 YOU'RE HOT REQUESTS TODAY...IM A CYBER PIMP

John: Too bad you have a small dick...

by Mr. Geee April 29, 2010

Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?

Is the amount of pussy you're getting from your old lady worth the amount of bullshit you have to endure from her?

Example 1) Tom: Laura's pissed at me for going to Hooters with you guys last week and has ragged on me about it for days. And I'm cut off too, I guess I'll have to jack off for awhile.
Bob: Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?

Example 2) Bob: Shirley's so pissed at me for not mowing the god damn lawn, that she won't give up any pussy! I'm so sick of her shit, what a fuckin nag. I think I'll go beat off in her purse.
Tom: Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?

Example 3) Tom: That fuckin bitch still won't fuck me, three weeks after we went to Hooters. I guess I'll go fuck that slutty Hooters waitress that gave me her number while I was staring at her bodacious boobs.
Bob: Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?

by Floss 69 July 25, 2008

You're shitting me

Expression, usually uttered by brown people, to show their amazement at something. The amazement is often heavily tinged with a high degree of doubt.

You're shitting me, mon! I don't believe you.

by Aprileen Alexander December 27, 2006

You're local rat

HARU PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE YOU STUPID BITCH WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHILDREN WHERE ARE THEYY

"yo you're local rat just said something cringe"
"Fr"

by anonymous July 9, 2021

you're racking em

When you say something very stupid or retarded.

Me: Doesn't 2+2= 4 ?
Friend: Yeah, but you're racking em.

by Timthebroski August 18, 2016

you're dead to me

To be used to tell someone off when someone tells the dirtiest joke you can possibly imagine.

Wanda: Why are little girls better than little boys? You can flip her over and then they look just the same.
Boss: That's the dirtiest joke I've ever heard. You have completely wrecked my plans to ask you out on a romantic candle-lit dinner, nail you, and finger guns to our fellow employees. You're dead to me. And you're fired.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 31, 2010