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Lewis

A kid that sits on discord all day, has the brains of a 24-year-old and an IQ of 250. He’s too humble to admit to how smart he is. An old soul in a young body.
Friend 1: Who’s that kid that’s so active in the server?
Friend 2: Oh, we call him Lewis. He’s chilled.
Friend 1: Is that his real name?
Friend 2: Idk, he just seems like a Lewis to me.
by NotALewis May 22, 2022
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Gail Lewis

Gail Lewis, formerly known as Assc. Gail Lewis, was a 10-year highly decorated veteran of Walmart - clocking out and handing in her radio to her manager for one last time in 2023.

Having served 10 tours of Black Friday, and a survivor of the Great Toilet Paper Shortage war of 2020, Assc. Gail Lewis received 3 purple carts for bravery and valour.

It is rumored that during one particularly intense battle with the enemy (i.e. the customer) during the battle of Black Friday - a fellow associate once asked Lewis if they should retreat in face of overwhelming odds. Gail's only response was "There ain't no going back, only rollbacks..." as she charged through the crowd with her pallet jack, shooting anything that moved with her standard issue Walmart scan gun. Not even the children survived.
"Oh my God, is Gail Lewis 8-4-4 Illinois"
"Thank you for your service Gail Lewis"
by HoeCheeks November 26, 2023
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John Lewis Teaspoon

The process of getting a shiny new Teaspoon from John Lewis and using it to extract someone's eyeball then having intercourse with the empty socket
Glenn is such an *sshole if he keeps it up im totally going to John Lewis Teaspoon him.
by 969-696 February 16, 2024
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Lewis Mode

Lewis Mode Either Means Your VERY Angry, or VERY horny.
"I'm going Lewis mode!" Tax said to cheeto, about to slap the shit outta her.

"Mind if I go lewis mode?~" charly said to arthur, pinning him down.
by Tax Fraud October 9, 2020
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akivah Lewis

Akivah Lewis loves micheal they first date is crazy Akivah Lewis has 60million followers and she LOVES anime
Bro have you heard of Akivah Lewis she is inlove
by Ariana polibio October 12, 2022
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lewis robinson

he likes to lick puddles for the mandem. What a top geezer lew lew is
Lewis robinson is the greatest man alive. And a fine actor
by DOWNYMAN December 7, 2021
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lewis lawson

lewis lawson is a great person who is really good at sports football in particular, HE ALSO HAS A HUGE D1.K
by MAKA PAKA69 January 21, 2022
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