white spencer

to ejaculate into one's own mouth and spit it on one's partner's face. The act is usually done clandestinely.

Jerking off in one room, amassing a load in one's mouth, then running in on an unsuspecting partner to deliver the package.

Gregory decided to white spencer on his wife after she ridiculed him for masturbating in the shower.

by Porn Pit December 4, 2010

white snorkel

When you take a ball of powdered cocaine and place it lightly in your mouth, and then blow it into another person's anus to be absorbed rectally.

Randy: "Bro, I got Jane to give me a white snorkel!"
Tim: "Aight, word to yo mother"

by Mike G.....///.... October 12, 2010

White Zorro

The art of making a cum trail on a person's chest in the form of a Z.

Jon passed out with his shoes on, so Monty Patel did the white zorro on his chest.

by spankbox2 March 8, 2011

White Jackal

A member of the poor black community who steals and then sells for coke money.

Melique walks into his buddy Tyrone's house to find a considerable amount of cocaine on the table. Melique says, "Tyrone, where you get the money for all this coke?"

Tyrone replies, "how do you think motha fucka?"

Melique says, "Tyrone, yous such a White Jackal mayne!"

by BigK6 September 23, 2011

whinefeld

A parody of "Seinfeld" appearing in the PC videogame "Stay Tooned!", which features some Seinfeld characters who... well, whine.

whinefeld is weird

by Agamennone December 5, 2011

White silk

The ethereal residue that clings to garments when they have been used to clean up after ejaculation!

Have you been pleasuring yourself in the cupboard again?Theres white silk all over my best wetsuit!

by Philip wheel November 17, 2013

"white girl" can't even

The most advanced and serious stage of not being able to handle or deal with something...that is generally not actually a huge crisis.

"I just spilled my coffee all over my desk again...I seriously "white girl" can't even right now. I may just have to take sick hours and leave work early today..."

by sam d. July 10, 2016