Willy hand

Willy hand: where a man goes to for a pee and afterwards does not wash their hands. This therefore gives the man a 'willy hand', which potentially passes on willy germs to any unsuspecting person who happens to shake their hand.

In a crowed bar, Jane asks Fred, “Did you just go for a pee and not wash your hands?” “Sure.” “Ahhhhh Fred’s got Willy Hand, Fred’s got Willy hand!”

by Meadies January 10, 2016

fizzy willy

A strange feeling in your genitals when you see somebody sustaining a severe injury to themselves.

I saw somebody getting kicked in the balls and I got a fizzy willy.

by Tb8694 June 2, 2017

Willy smith

Mans (that one friend in the group) that often act kinda sus. Mans love to touch your and your other friends penises by accident (on purpose). Man acts so sus to the point u dont know if mans gay or not. That doesnt chancge the fact his dong is huge.

Dude 1: TOUCH MY PEEN ONE MORE TIME AND IM GONNA BEAT YOU UP WILLY SMITH!!!

Dude 2:Sorry baby

*Dude1 beats up Dude2*

by WeedSoaker December 7, 2021

Willy Skladany

Willy is the type of guy

Willy Skladany is the type of guy to drain the broth out of his ramen noodles

by kenzen99 September 1, 2019

willy wonka

The hottest mf in the fucking world. I'd let him Willy my Wonka ;))))) Only if I get a taste of his chocolate 🍫 😋 😏

Dammmmm Willy Wonka lookin mighty fine 2nite
Yeah Imma hit that ass rnnn

by Baddies_In_The_Club March 29, 2022

sambuca willy

When one is so intoxicated from drinking a fuckload of sambuca that upon the act of sexual intercourse he cannot maintain an erection but says fuck it, i'l blast her with my semi anyway!

Person 1: "Last night was heavy man, did you smash that girl you went with?"

Person 2: "Man had to press that with sambuca willy! Mare!"

by knightsy April 22, 2012

Cum Willie

Like a standard wet willie only preformed with male ejaculat fluid (Semen).
The object is for one partner to distract the other and slip a finger covered in cum into the others ear.

Check this shout out! I was in bed with my girl after an amazing love session , she starts talking about my ex and she up and gives me a fucking "cum willie"

by 1970 ink slinger December 5, 2016