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The Walker, Texas Ranger

While doing a girl doggystyle, you pull it out, turn her around, look her in the eyes, and say "I'm Chuck Norris bitch" - you then roundhouse kick her in the boobs and piss on her face, then you say "Your under arrest."
Nick performed the Walker, Texas Ranger on Alex's sister.
by BTNJ August 30, 2008
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A Mikey Walker

Having a wank or wanking to the 80 percent chance of getting caught
I’m going to have a Mikey Walker/has anyone had a Mikey Walker today/I fancy a Mikey Walker
by Mr pee body January 21, 2019
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stealth walker

A shopping cart being pushed by someone in an impaired state who wishes to give the appearance of a thoughtful, considerate spouse.
“You push the stealth walker, honey. It will help you keep your balance while I load the groceries.”
Thank you, my love. I feel like I’m going to fall over any minute.”
by Bottom Ford April 18, 2010
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reverse paul walkered

When you get injured and steal your best friend's girlfriend. This is referring to the movie Varsity Blues when Paul Walker gets injured and his girlfriend immediately begins pursuing his best friend. This is the opposite of that. The injured is actually the one that steals the girl.
Dude my roommate tore his ACL and totally reverse paul walkered me. I walked in and he was banging my girlfriend. I didn't even know he could do the things he was doing on his crutches!
by A-A Ron Blakey January 13, 2014
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Guatemalan street walker

One big fat stupid, dune coon, with a phd in licking the gum off peoples crawdads.
2. A hooker of the guatemalan decent/religion
Paul Klein is a gouch licking guatemalan street walker , con una phd en lickarseing the genetalia.
by bob mc joe April 12, 2008
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Johnnie Walker Red

Gross shit that tastes like meat. I bought it once to imitate a celebrity. Once.
Drinking Johnnie Walker Red is like kissing John Wayne.
by nothingsnecessary November 1, 2012
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walker texas ranger

An anagram of Karate Wrangler Sex. I don't know what that is, but it sounds awesome.
by Marcus Reed October 5, 2006
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