wei wuxian

魏无羡 (Wèi wú xiàn) aka 魏婴(Wèi yīng) is one of the (gay) main characters in Mo Dao Zu Shi (魔道祖师), a danmei book written by MXTX (墨香铜臭). He is the husband of Lan wangji (蓝忘机). Wei wuxian likes to drink emperor's smile (天子笑) and he also likes to watch his husband drink emperor's smile and get drunk. Wei wuxian's waist is usually non-existent due to having everyday (天天) with Lan wangji. He especially likes to tease his husband but usually backfires onto himself.

魏无羡 : 蓝湛~~ 我今天买了一坛天子笑，陪我喝一点吗~~？
(wei wuxian: Lan Zhan~~ I bought some emperor's smile, let's drink some together~~)
蓝忘机：*因为是魏婴所以喝了一杯*
(Lan wangji: *drank a cup because it's Weiying*)
魏无羡：哎呀~ 一杯倒哦~ 蓝湛~~？ 二哥哥~~？在吗- 啊！
(Wei wuxian: oh my~ you're drunk~~ Lan zhan~~? second brother~~? hello- ah!)
蓝忘机：魏婴，天天
(Lan wangji: Wei ying, everyday.)
魏无羡：啊？啊啊啊！！！！ 蓝湛轻点~~ 啊啊啊啊！
(Wei wuxian: wha? aahhhh!!!! Lan zhan go lighter~~ ahhhhh!!!)
*everyday sounds can be heard all over gusu*

by Home is where danmei exists October 26, 2020

window weather

Cold (often windy) but sunny weather that looks extremely pleasant through the window when one is inside, but is in fact quite uncomfortable to be outside in.

origin: An Icelandic expression: "Gluggaveður" (literally: Window-weather).

A-"have you looked outside? what a nice day we're having!"

B-"This looks like window weather to me. You should bring a jacket."

by Stabilo-Boss-original November 20, 2013

Wet Snitch

A person who has no shame in directly telling on someone else for the other persons wrongdoing. The person will outright snitch on someone infront of a large group instead of behind the offenders back.

Bob threw a pencil at the teacher when the teacher wasnt looking.
The teacher asks who threw the pencil.
Mark replies with BOB DID IT ! (pointing)
Mark is a wet snitch.

by KimboSlice324 April 14, 2011

westlake weed whore

A desperate skank in Travis Villas Westlake that whores herself out. She's loose and cheap!

Amber is a Westlake Weed Whore!

by SouthSide Vixen December 14, 2016

wee-woo wagon

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Simon: Ow my leg hurts
wee-woo wagon: wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo

by Crusty Nugger October 4, 2019

Turtle in the weeds

When a male spends decades without trimming pubic hair, and his small member becomes engulfed by the pubes, resulting in the appearance of a "turtle in the weeds"

Shaun " Dude I did some manscaping this weekend and could have filled up a five gallon bucket with all the hair"
Dan "I recently did the same and it is always itchy afterwards"
Michael "What is the world are y'all talking about, what is manscaping?"
Shaun"Michael if you're 56 and never trimmed your bush you probably look like a turtle in the weeds down there!"

by SumDumSumBitch November 25, 2020

Weaponized toaster

A weaponized toaster is a gender who does not need a specific PRIVATE part but needs to have eaten toast once in there life and have had to see a picture of a gun and needs to have seen a picture of a toaster.

So willow you said you were what gender again..?

Oh weaponized toaster

by Beanie Lord MX June 11, 2018