The man who's dedicated the rest of his life to making his Unicorn Mom happy and his little unicorn princesses have the best life possible.
After you've just learned what a Unicorn Mom is and tried to look up a title for yourself and found nothing so you created one.... UNICORN DAD!
by tmntdaddy November 11, 2017
Get the unicorn dadmug. The shape of a driver's hand holding a cigarette up to the cracked window to let the smoke out so her passengers don't get cancer. The elbow is perched on the door, the wrist pulled back like a pony's neck, the cigarette pointing skyward. It looks like a pony but when you add the cigarette, it's a unicorn. Suicide because, of course, smoking kills you as dead as Russian roulette.
Jane swears there's no place to smoke anymore except her car. I passed her on the highway this morning and there she was, sportin' the suicide unicorn.
by J. Peasemold Gruntfuddick III April 23, 2009
Get the suicide unicornmug. Unicorn Kid is a guy called Olly from Edinburgh who is a 17 year old DJ, he is a rising star in the Techno scene and has a lot of talent.
by Insomnia! November 29, 2009
Get the Unicorn Kidmug. by Much ado December 2, 2016
Get the Not feeling the unicorn.mug. by Horsecxxcxk February 10, 2022
Get the unicorn showermug. A sex move in which you’re fucking a girl from behind while you’re licking an ice cream cone. At the moment of climax, you turn the cone upside down and stick it on her forehead while she moans. The move resembles a neighing unicorn.
by AidanTheHill123 July 25, 2023
Get the The Surprise Unicornmug. by Bootykicker.com January 6, 2018
Get the Unicorn gigglesmug.