a type of oddly patriotic people mostly from Turkiye that freepaint all over the map in nations roleplay 2
by justablueperson October 21, 2023
Get the Turkish Freepainters mug.When the man is on his hands and knees and the woman is behind him with her tongue in his ass while giving a double KnuckleShuffle handjob, looking like she's trying to pry a plunger off her face.
by Demguys October 21, 2023
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Female 1: yeah we actually ended up having sex last night
Female 2: what how did that happen?
Female 3: he pulled a sneaky Turkish
Female 2: what how did that happen?
Female 3: he pulled a sneaky Turkish
by Shhhsorry January 14, 2024
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What ensues will be an exciting 20 or so seconds where you see your life flash before your eyes and you imagine what your tombstone will read and the official cause of death will be listed as.
What ensues will be an exciting 20 or so seconds where you see your life flash before your eyes and you imagine what your tombstone will read and the official cause of death will be listed as.
by ConcupiscentPineapple December 7, 2023
Get the turkish waterboarding mug.by University of Belgrade December 10, 2023
Get the Turkish Dance mug.When you get hit by two cars in the middle of the road simultaneously causing you to get ripped in half or fatally injured.
P1: "Hey, why isn't Josh at school today?"
P2: "I think he got the Turkish Sparkleshow on Saturday."
P2: "I think he got the Turkish Sparkleshow on Saturday."
by The Driver of Trikes April 19, 2023
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Lying in your bed
Nothing can top it
Or even come close
Chicken necks
What the heck
Why should I get
Out of bed for that?
I'm ever wondering
After I'm married
Will I have to
Put up with a dope?
Lying in your bed
Nothing can top it
Or even come close
Chicken necks
What the heck
Why should I get
Out of bed for that?
I'm ever wondering
After I'm married
Will I have to
Put up with a dope?
Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope
When you're just a kid you're
Just in school
And you see a groundhog
As a rule
You can't go look and
See if it's real
While you're spelling words
Or supposed to learn a tool
Bonomo’s Turkish Taffy
Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope
When you're just a kid you're
Just in school
And you see a groundhog
As a rule
You can't go look and
See if it's real
While you're spelling words
Or supposed to learn a tool
Bonomo’s Turkish Taffy
by Death Menace May 4, 2023
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