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by GetThemOutOfYOurLife June 12, 2025
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towel boy

n.
an individual who is known to be the only single person in his/her group of friends after being alone for a substantial amount of time and is subjected to the whims of other couples; a derogatory term for people that give other couples their towels after they had sex. Derived from "third wheel", but to the long-term extreme.
Guy 1: "You think you'll find love?"
Guy 2: "Nope. Not now, not ever."
Guy 1: "Bro you're being negative. You've only been single for 15 years. Your time will come. Trust."
Guy 2: "At this point, imma have to wait another 15 years. I honestly don't care. Once a towel boy, always a towel boy."
by YT_BlueFro June 13, 2025
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Sick towel

a towel that reeks a stench of rotting food and stomach acid it’s stinking and putrid this often used when one is unwell and can’t be arsed to get out of bed and use toilet to be sick int
“Mate please mate get me ma sick towel Harris please mate mate mate mate I’m gonna be sick man please mag
by Putriddeclyn May 30, 2024
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vagina towel

Mongolian Curse word
Means: alnii alchuur, Bulgaa
Babe have you seen my vagina towel i got to wipe my vagina
by Bulgaa's shadow clone November 27, 2021
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Towel

A type of long fabric to clean the sweat off.
Get the towels man. We lost in the game man.
by getrealman December 2, 2021
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Towel-Shank

The act of wrapping up a towel then smaking someone with it.
Don't make me towel-shank you
by Tavi/PinkPowderCandy April 1, 2024
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