Torpedouche is a fart face
by Lucifer & Obama lick horses January 9, 2011
Get the Torpedouche mug.A guy that behaves like a total asshole on behalf of a friend that wants to improve his chances to pick up a girl. While the friend chit chats with the girl, the guy suddenly bust into the scene like a random stranger. He talks a lot of non-sense and harass the couple before he retreats; for a moment he literally "torpedo" the scene. After having faced a complete moron, the girl now improve her estimation of the friend.
Hey Ashley, can you be my torpedo tonight?
Sure bro, I'd be totally wild and crazy!
Man! Last night John was the best torpedo ever. I owe him a creampie.
Sure bro, I'd be totally wild and crazy!
Man! Last night John was the best torpedo ever. I owe him a creampie.
by e-ladden April 28, 2011
Get the torpedo mug.A mischevious Shweiny (Shih Tzu and Weiner dog) with a teddy bear face who is curious, steals small cosmetics, is known to eat packages of chewing gum and is as fast a bullet. Missing household items are frequently found in his hiding places. Prefers women with large breatst. Uses his manipulative charms to get pieces of chicken and cheese. Surgically removes the squeeker from his toys. Pet parents have now gone green and provide him with beer bottle caps and wine corks as toys.
"Where are my underwear? Torpedo!"
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Get the Topeka mug.Noun a massive payload of knowledge shot into peoples minds causing a mental explosion of mass porportions
This is what Charlie Sheen shoots at people that usually cant understand it because they are not as "intelligent" as he is
This is what Charlie Sheen shoots at people that usually cant understand it because they are not as "intelligent" as he is
by Jubilator March 25, 2011
Get the truth torpedo mug.The “Pulido torpedo” is an act of sexual assault with a minor; to have them repeatedly say “no”, then proceeding to sodomize them until they can’t sit down
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Get the pulido torpedo mug.when a guy takes his Girl friend out for a dirty dinner
( preferably something Mexican or fast food ) and later that night proceeds to have anal sex with her. Making sure he gets real deep covering his cock with as many turds as possible and right before ejaculation he pulls out and shoves his cock into her mouth projecting the turds from the cock to the back of her throat.
( preferably something Mexican or fast food ) and later that night proceeds to have anal sex with her. Making sure he gets real deep covering his cock with as many turds as possible and right before ejaculation he pulls out and shoves his cock into her mouth projecting the turds from the cock to the back of her throat.
Guy1: wow... my girl friend really likes the Toronto turd Torpedo
Guy2: that sounds awesome , she must be a real special girl
Guy2: that sounds awesome , she must be a real special girl
by da golden finga August 16, 2011
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