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Water my plants

A phrase used to imply a form or self pleasure; masturbation
The lofi music made me want to get up and water my plants.
by Chumbucket October 15, 2022
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Suculant Plant

He wanted a taste of her suculant plant.
by h 2.0 August 30, 2019
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Lesbian House Plant

translating an original text of mediocre quality gamer from the origin language get good.

in the target language of just get good.
Andrew begins to imagine his G-fuel is kicking in and can miss no shot or no man left on his 144 fps monitor.

IN all reality Andrew is just running it down mid causing our team to want to ALT4, leaving our teammates no choice but to ask him if his brain is still intact.... im babling...long story short Andrew is upset I told him to stop running down midlane like his third stimulus is there. It's not, we all know it's not.

Verb: Jonathan got cucked by a an alley nade, jonathan then proceeds to tell Kyle you are being a lesbian house plant for being upset that im upset you naded me.
by tcb April 1, 2021
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The Plant

The Thrasher office. Also, weed you dumass
I'm gonna take a break and head over to the plant.
by ThePhelper May 8, 2019
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Search the web to plant trees...

Used to search Ecosia, a search engine that plants trees, when you're bored AF.
She typed, "Search the web to plant trees..."
by BradfordBadBoii March 12, 2021
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chair plant

a fail involving a chair

1- to lean back on the chair and it falls over leaving the occupant lying on the floor, in a daze
2- to attemp to sit on a chair, but miss the chair and land on the floor
3- to walk past a chair and trip on the leg and face plant
1- boy 1- "god this class is soo boring" (leams back while

yawning)

*chair collapses

boy 2- "dude, EPIC FAIL"

2- boy 1- "i need a rest"

*kicks chair back as he trys to sit and hits the

ground

"aww man, i just chair planted"

3- boy 1- "ill be there in a sec"

*walks over but trips on chair leg

"owww, damnit my nose"
by thespirit June 30, 2009
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Boob Plant

When a person plants a punch on ones boobies
"Oh, how did that cat fight with Shaniqua go?"
"Oh, well I pulled out her weave and than gave her a boob plant."
"Well you go girl!"
by Bob is bear cool January 3, 2015
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