The act of, when heavily drinking (usually hard alcohol) and having a good time at night to, without warning, suddenly be in your bed the next morning, wondering how it was that you got there so fast, as though you had stepped through a time machine. Most likely to be accompanied by a drunk hookup in your bed the following morning.
It's too bad that I time machined last night, because there was a cute looking girl in my bed when I stepped out.
by GoYouPackers July 29, 2010
The term for the length of time between when you first smell your own fart and the next person smells it. During the supotty time one usually keeps to himself, leading to an eruption of laughter (if among friends) upon discovery, or embarrassment (if in a public setting).
Mike: Yo dave, I was in a meeting last week and farted so bad. There was like a 12 second supotty time and then they almost had to move the meeting!
Dave: You're sick.
Dave: You're sick.
by Fartastic December 24, 2013
(Waiting for Jon) "Omg, why is he so late all the time?!" "He's not late he's just on Miami Time, he'll be here eventually."
by Cutfix September 15, 2019
-“wasssup slime, the party goin crzy”
-“yessir, you know what time it is tho?”
-“it’s babadook time”😏
-“yessir, you know what time it is tho?”
-“it’s babadook time”😏
by AngeredMuffin February 09, 2020
You invite a whole group of Peruvians to a party, telling them it is at 6 in the evening, and they will start showing up at 9.
Why are you late to my fiesta? Peruvian Time.
by stef*nix December 09, 2018
by Tastyasparagus February 25, 2020
Note: They are able to read perfectly fine. They are able to do everything perfectly fine, but understand different times of day and clocks.
def. a person who cannot tell the difference in certain times of day. They may sleep during the day and stay awake during the night, not because it's part of their job description or because they may presumably enjoy it, but because they do not know the time between night and day. This is why they may prefer sex in the morning instead of the night, as they do not know the difference between night and day. They do not know the difference between 10:05 and 5:10. They are completely out of it, which is why most time dyslexics are shunned from the world as they easily get lost.
def. a person who cannot tell the difference in certain times of day. They may sleep during the day and stay awake during the night, not because it's part of their job description or because they may presumably enjoy it, but because they do not know the time between night and day. This is why they may prefer sex in the morning instead of the night, as they do not know the difference between night and day. They do not know the difference between 10:05 and 5:10. They are completely out of it, which is why most time dyslexics are shunned from the world as they easily get lost.
The first season from the television show Full House. Joey forgot that Danny's mother was coming into town, proving that Joey was a "time dyslexic."
Danny: Mum, what are you doing here so early? Joey said you’ll be here at 5:12.
Claire: Try 12:05.
Joey: Guess you had to find out sooner or later. My name is Joey, and I’m a time dyslectic.
Danny: Mum, what are you doing here so early? Joey said you’ll be here at 5:12.
Claire: Try 12:05.
Joey: Guess you had to find out sooner or later. My name is Joey, and I’m a time dyslectic.
by emoticon1 November 29, 2011