Pure chaos. A duck running wild through a house. Madness. The tippy tapping of webbed feet running up and down the hallway while feathers and shit go everywhere.
by Alley cat November 03, 2023
Christina: “You’re 28, and you’re getting married. How does it feel?”
Lisa: “It feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana.”
Lisa: “It feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana.”
by cimiscoolerthanmysocks_ November 29, 2020
by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 04, 2025
Chad: "I thought I met this girl at the club..."
Aron: "What happened?"
Chad: "I startled rustling through the bush and found berries."
Aron: "Did you taste them? "
Aron: "What happened?"
Chad: "I startled rustling through the bush and found berries."
Aron: "Did you taste them? "
by ABeardedAsian March 12, 2019
<.7.9.7.6.>He/She/Unisex Does Not <Doesn't> Want, Need, Desire, To Through An Individual For SOmething....<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>He/She/Unisex Does Not <Doesn't> Want, Need, Desire, To Through An Individual For SOmething....<.7.9.7.6.>
by AnudaJaniceRobles June 05, 2025
SuffeRING
A reference to the common joke of the three rings of marriage: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Can be used on people who aren’t married as well to say suffering
A reference to the common joke of the three rings of marriage: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Can be used on people who aren’t married as well to say suffering
It’s only been a year and Dave seems like he’s going through the third ring with his wife.
I haven’t been doing well, I’m going through the third ring right now.
I haven’t been doing well, I’m going through the third ring right now.
by MartianMenace October 09, 2023
by jackbasher February 07, 2020