by Orosman April 20, 2022
After a chick was just creampied by another guy, you stick your penis in and pull out with his cum on your penis and slide it across the chicks back, leaving a cum snail trail.
by Crab E Pat E July 15, 2021
a snail friend is a person who's really hot and adorable and you cherish a lot. they're really extremely attractive and your little heart probably cannot handle all that's going on. a snail friend isn't a person you'd friendzone.
by karma942 February 12, 2019
by Angriest Mouse of Schnaasberg April 29, 2022
The act of a woman rubbing her wet vagina on a mans body from neck to penis leaving a residue like Gary the snail.
Can't wait for her to Gary The Snail my chest.
by ReaperJK April 30, 2021
1."Omg, how come you always get the red marker, i want the red marker, I WANT THE RED MARKER! I WANT THE RED MARKER!."
2."Dude, seriously stop acting like a moody snail."
3."what does a moody snail have anything to do with it? I WANT THE RED MARKER."
4."Snails are slow right?"
5. "Yeah. I don't get it."
6."exactly."
7."Huh?"
2."Dude, seriously stop acting like a moody snail."
3."what does a moody snail have anything to do with it? I WANT THE RED MARKER."
4."Snails are slow right?"
5. "Yeah. I don't get it."
6."exactly."
7."Huh?"
by ambie September 08, 2006
I don’t like going commando because I have a snail pussy
by tummypit January 19, 2024