Slow-mo Racing

When two cars traveling in the same direction but on different side by side lanes, while maintaining equal speed, none of the drivers attempt to pass the other as if to be racing in slow motion.

"I'm running late for work and these two morons are slow-mo racing in front of me and I have no way to pass!"

by babidoll69 November 27, 2012

Husker Slow Roll

When you do something absolutely stupid and have to deal with the consequences

Ryan decided to work on his vehicle on an incline and got Husker Slow Rolled.

by KickflipsMafia October 14, 2019

Slow Motion City

An adult male chasing the dream of being a famous dj.

He can come off as creepy, but is probably harmless.

Can be heard saying things like ‘I used to play that’, ‘Are there decks setup?’, ‘I have that on vinyl’ and ‘How’s a gig?’.

He hasn’t slept in months and should be kept far away from sharp objects Monday through Thursday.

That Slow Motion City has given me some free hugs he and hasn’t asked me to suck his dick yet. Still kinda creepy.

by nameless_savant_420_blaze_it March 6, 2020

slow stroke king

Angel, the one and only, the true, long, hard, veiny, masculine, sweaty, meaty, fat, luscious, delicious, exotic cock that will send any girl into a forensic shock of pure euphoria and will possibly make her orgasms for multiple hours until she suddenly becomes a quadriplegic.

girl, there’s no mistake, he’s THE slow stroke king

by willyplayswithwilly November 22, 2021

Slow g-ing

Means someone who is slow or didn't catch what was being said

Man he was slow g-ing foreal

by Bag'em & Gag'em January 8, 2016

super slow monday

the worst fucking day of the week when every minut feels like an hour

super slow monday is the worst

by i hate mondays98989898989898 November 7, 2022

mental slow down

it’s not a mental breakdown.
it’s slow and it makes you feel empty inside except your mind.

there‘s a tornado in your head but you can’t comprehend it.

i‘m having a mental slow down

by what am i supposed to say August 9, 2022