Pigeons

Pigeons don't really exist. They are small robots made by the government to watch our every move, but are created to seem dumb enough so we don't care.
Pigeons.
They are always watching.

"Something is wrong with those pigeons man."

by A bag of flour October 23, 2018

Pigeon

They is flappy and I is liking them coz I is da pigeon master!

I is the pigeon master.

by Loren Batchelor November 3, 2018

Twisted pigeons

A group of people who are vary drunk/rat arsed

Look over there John there are some twisted pigeons

by The one who has no name December 27, 2018

pigeon

flying rats

look at those flying rats, i hate pigeons sm

by succ my left toe June 18, 2018

pigeoning

Cumming off a balcony, and preferably hitting someone with your cum as well.

Tom: I'm going to go pigeon to have so fun tonight.
Sally: Ohhh can I cum ;) too I love pigeoning on people.

by Gentlewatcher August 13, 2018

Surprise Pigeon

When you steal a person's sandwich and then jizz on their shoulder.

Jeff was being an ass flaunting his fucking sandwich around so I gave that fucker a Surprise Pigeon!

by 87 Heavy September 21, 2018

Bathroom Homing Pigeon

The ability to find a clean bathroom no matter what part of the city you are in.

I really have to go poop but we’re on the east side... just have George find you a good spot , he’s like a bathroom homing pigeon.

by 367 September 29, 2018