Michael

A person that nobdy understands that IS STRAIGHT

Michael is straight

by Johnny Johnny no papa October 15, 2019

Michael Michael Motorcycle

An expression coined by Mike Lange, the legendary voice of the Pittsburgh Penguins. Typically said after a goal of significance is scored by the Penguins.

"Michael Michael Motorcycle! Evgeni Malkin has scored in OT to defeat the hapless Washington Capitals!"

by schmed_head August 28, 2009

Michael

A Fat ass piece of shit that nobody likes, the only person that loves him is his mother .

Michael is an ass hole

by Baby_face0527 November 15, 2017

Michael

A guy who like to lick bums

"Don't be a Michael"

by Lizardqueen91 March 13, 2017

Michael

Extremely gay and won't admit it

Wow he is such a Michael

by Human852 January 23, 2017

Michael

A tiny twat that doesn't tell you anything

I wish Michael would tell me

by Flatpackninja December 16, 2018

Michael

I guy that got a small ass dick and masturbates often in his room

Michael is gonna grow up and be a school shooter

by BigBoiGuedry March 3, 2019