Salting The Grundle

The act of pissing at the sky and trying to land it on the area between one's anus and genitals, commonly referred to as the grundle.

I would put on a pair of pants, but I just finished salting the grundle

by tromastuh February 7, 2019

Off the grid masturbation

Solo masturbation that occurs without use of the internet, computers/devices, or television. Such as with magazines, imagination, memories, paper photos etc.

I engaged in some off the grid masturbation when the power went out.

by IW64 April 18, 2019

AJ (the gamer)

Doesn’t give two fucks. Gamer who plays golf. Good grades but hangs with the boys who get hungover. Badass strolling up to things possibly late. lil sis who’s a bad bitch.

AJ (the gamer) showed up to band late but didn’t but fucking care.

by Gamerlol July 2, 2019

Hit the griddy

A dance move used by american footballers and ja morant (a dance move)

Jimi: Bro hit the griddy
Fama: klm watch this (griddies intensely)

by The griddy man April 16, 2023

Going through the gigs

Experiencing difficulties and challenges in life.

Girl, I’m really going through the gigs. My arm broke and I lost my job.

by Thoughtcriminal101 June 11, 2020

look at the ground

a great one liner come back when you have nothing better to say. Normally leaving your harasser dumbfounded....meaning you win.

Team: Hurry up and get to first base, Twinkles!
Twinkles: "Look at the ground!"
Team: "what?"

Twinkles 1 - Team 0

by bellowing bullfrog March 10, 2009

too much sausage in the gumbo

Mainly applicable to hot tub parties, but can refer to any social gathering which has a greater than 3 to 1 ratio of males to females. Based on the generally accepted practice of mixing seafood (particuarly oysters, which resemble female gentalia when shucked and slightly cooked), and sausage (no explanation needed), 50-50 in a gumbo stew. This phrase is best understood, and thusly used for humorous purposes in southern parts of the U.S. where people make and eat gumbo on a regular basis.

I went to my friends hot tub party in New Orleans, but after seeing that he had invited 45 of his frat boy buddies and only three chicks, it was a clear case of "too much sausage in the gumbo".

by grind s. September 24, 2013