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'Dirty Christopher'

The act of eating shit leaving a fecal mustache. Then taking back shots with said fecal stached face hitting the headboard
"Did you hear Jacob got 'Dirty Christopher' - ed? I bet he's gonna be cleaning his bed for days."
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The don cinalli. noth side Pontiacs most devoted community leader and influencer of creative craftsmanship and unity
by Donesto January 16, 2024
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Christopher

Christopher is an amazing guy. Usually tall, very handsome and pale. Christopher's have a very great sense of style, they also have a smile that is to die for. Very talented and passionate about what he does. He strives and doesn't give up. Though he can look mad all the time he's really isn't. Can be kind of awkward, shy, and nervous but in a really cute way. He’s very easy to tease, and make him blush. Not the type of guy that always has a different girl. Christopher's usually get to know one girl and then date her for a long period of time. They prefer a long solid relationships. They have really big hearts, but keep their feelings to themselves because they are afraid of getting hurt. It is really easy to open up and talk to a Christopher they are so sweet and inviting. But on the other hand they can be very seductive. He likes to think about you all the time and write about you every once in a while. You might think they're so innocent ,but they're not. Once they are in the mood it's on Let them kiss you and be with you. He won’t ever let you go, he’ll always be there for you when he himself is going through something but to him friends come first. There is nothing better then being loved by a Christopher.
Person1: do you know Christopher?
Person2: yea! He a nice guy.
by Secretlover206 January 17, 2024
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Christopher is a unique person even though most times he isn't being serious he will make you feel like the most important person alive if I were you and I had a Christopher I would cherish every moment with him and hold him tight and never let go Christopher makes a lot of jokes but if you tell him you feel some type of way he will try his hardest to understand you so don't abuse your Christopher privilege because once he's gone you are going to miss him more than ever
Christopher is the best person ever.
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Christopher

The nicest guy in the world. He slowly keeps into your heart and warms your soul with the gentlest of ease until you feel like you never want to let go. He catches you by surprise with kisses in elevators and nights with the soundest of sleep. When trying to leave the bed he can pull you back with just the simplest of glances... yes, he is a keeper. H3 @LSO H@S @ B!G D!CK
A Christopher is Lance Armstrong, Peter Vanderkaay and Steve Prefontaine all rolled up into one.... just YES!!
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Christopher

Big dick li nigga, he cool fr.
Christopher a cool li nigga
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christopher avila

Christopher Avila is a person that is selfless, intelligent and one of a kind. This type of boy deserves the world and is sweet without even trying the most perfect type of person is Christopher Avila.
“Who’s that cute boy? that walked by right now?”

“ That’s Christopher Avila.”
by yak111 November 20, 2023
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