vag wars

Don’t look it up on YouTube

Meme:

“Woman: I’ll give you 100$ to watch vag wars

Me:(insert funny image here)”
Joshua: imma look it up
Charles: NO DONT DO IT
Quandale dingle: I’m coming to pick you up to bring you to a mental institution

by Abradolf linkler April 25, 2022

dusty vag

1) wiping your vag with dusty toilet paper
2) not having sex for an extended period of time

1) they made a toilet paper pyramid and it gave them all dusty vag when they left it for too long....
2) ew! she had such dusty vag. it was about time she got laid...

by blondegirl22 October 3, 2011

Ponging Vag

1. When one devours you with the disgusting odour of their vagina.
2.When a female's genitals send out and unpleasant stench, and their being a possibilty she hasn't washed herself in a while.

Her: Baby i want you to go down on me tonight!
Him: Not with that bloody ponging vag by urself a douche!

by bathion January 16, 2008

Escher vag

A vag which seems to fold in on itself endlessly breaking all laws of vaginal physics. Usually found during a Double Chunk.

"Look deeply in to my Escher vag and be not afraid for I have swallowed many a mortal man; penis."

by Dirtsnergerler July 18, 2015

Spooky Vag

A vagina that has a abortion and is forever haunted by the ghost baby.

Joe-Bro I just had sex with Jackie
Leo-Ewwew that hoe has a Spooky Vag

by King123qp October 15, 2018

Vag-abond

A man or woman who has a lot of vaginal visitation, and who never stays in monogamous relationships for a lengthy amount of time. Pronounced "vaj-a-bond".

Me: I am really falling hard for Margaret, but I do worry about the number of dudes around around town who have hit that.

Tbone:. Yeah, she definitely lives the vag-abond lifestyle. A port for any ship in a storm.

by TheCav August 16, 2019

Vag-factor

Being or acting like a hormonal girl on her rag.

Being bitchy, squirrel-y, etc.

Wow, she's being the ultimate vag-factor today.

by Swisherina October 20, 2010