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The Odyssey

Odysseus’s clan had just finished pwning the Trojans in the Trojan War. After celebrating their victory with large amounts of fist-pumping, Odysseus and his men go trolling in the Cicones’ forum. Unfortunately, the Cicones dislike the newfags, and request that the moderators ban them. Odysseus gets perma-banned from the site, and six men from each squad had their accounts deleted for good measure.

The party then attempts to return to their clan’s homepage, Ithaca.net, but due to a 404 Error Redirect, they land on the site of the Lotus Eaters instead. The Lotus Eaters are a group of lethargic people who enjoy watching optical illusions and double rainbows while snacking on some joints. They manage to persuade a few of Odysseus’s men to sample some Lotus/M. C. Escher, and the noobs get their minds blown and refuse to leave the site with the clan. Odysseus pimpslaps some sense into them and brings them with him anyways, and they web-surf away to the forum of the Cyclopes.

Silly 1500 character count, this isn't even a 1/4th of the story!
An asian retold The Odyssey like this for Bilbo's project.
by GuardianDuo December 5, 2010
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unknown in the oven

when a girl is pregnant with the love child of unknown, a notorious message board poster
Hey, you heard Picc's pregnancy test was positive? She must have an unknown in the oven.
by Hugh Jazzzzz January 19, 2008
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The Orange Curtain

A somewhat derogatory term referring to Orange County, California. It refers to the idea that people living there long-term are spoiled, ignorant, and have little experience in the world outside of the immediate area, besides occasional trips to similar locations around Southern California.
Buffy grew up living behind the Orange Curtain, and thinks everyone from other places are trash.

Steven only leaves the Orange Curtain once a year for a snowboarding trip with his rich friends at some fancy resort in Norcal.

You can always tell someone grew up outside of the Orange Curtain when they refer to OC as "The OC."
by DogBelly September 11, 2011
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watering the oak

A sexual act involving intercourse in the female domanant (woman on top) position. With the man's penis inside her vagina, the woman forcibly urinates on the man's cock.
We had to change the sheets after my girl finished watering the oak.
by Huskey Balls August 30, 2008
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ROBLOX High School Home of the ODers.

Now this game on ROBLOX is terrible. It's for the stupid ODers who have no education and have no care in the world where their life is heading.

These people mostly sit in the spawn not following the actual point of the game 'High School' which is to go to school and go into class, They use terrible language like when trying to type "Bitch" they put "Bxtch" and "Fq u", really cringe stuff.

They will not give a care in the world for other players unless they have the style, that most of them wear, if you're new to the game and have the Pal Hair on they will most likely call you "Bacon Hair".

Now in this game there is a gear you can purchase called the Boombox,
They will most likely play the "Gangster" "I'm so rich" songs that you hear nowadays, like Drake and stuff , these kids have no education and are very cancerous stupid children.

The words Oreo and Cookies.

Now this is the ultimate cringe, this is really really bad, in the game you can have a Roleplay description that tells you something about your character and 60% of the time all ODer's will have "Oreo dealer" or "Cookie dealer" and sometimes even "Nutella Dealer" Now i was seeing this stuff in 2015 so these must be new ODers that are still catching on to their new ODer style.

Basically don't play ROBLOX High School if you don't want to see a bunch of kids that ruined Roblox drifting it away from the fun building game it used to be.
R.I.P ROBLOX 2004-2014
ROBLOX High School Home of the ODers.

ODer 1:"Hoi Besh how much robux did ya parents buy ya?!"

Oder 2:"Aww yeah i got 5000 robux and obc."

New player: "hi can we be friends?"

Oder 1: "No Bacon Hair besh go and kill yoursxlf"

Oder2: "Wow you are poor you dont have robux nuuu"

(robux is roblox currency)
by Some Plonker April 11, 2017
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cake by the ocean

When old Disney Channel stars sing about having sex on the beach.
Yo babe, let's eat cake by the ocean. No one will see us.
by Yo mommas fat ass January 10, 2016
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Willy the one-eyed wonder worm

Willy the one-eyed wonder worm probed the depths of Jane's cavernous orifices
by Hellyan November 29, 2003
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