you see Diego over there? watch, he's about to do the splits and hopes his wrestler buddies come out of nowhere.
by Braxton Leinial November 23, 2021
Get the Diegomug. To be alarmingly nonchalant, to own a defaming Instagram spam account, an individual's alternate "evil twin" persona or stagename.
"bro think he Destroy Diego" one friend said to another after watching someone belly flop in the community pool
by DestroyDiego March 31, 2025
Get the Destroy Diegomug. 1. n. Premature ejaculation, blowing your wad unexpectedly.
2. v. To have a premature ejaculation.
(Once context has been established, may be shortened to "SD Fireworks" or simply "fireworks.")
2. v. To have a premature ejaculation.
(Once context has been established, may be shortened to "SD Fireworks" or simply "fireworks.")
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1a. n. We hadn't had sex in a while so as soon as my girlfriend mounted me last night it was like San Diego Fireworks.
1b. n. My nosy bitch sister: Ashley told me what happened last night... SD Fireworks. Try rubbing one out first next time, ya wank.
2a. v. Your mom was so slutty when I fucked her that right as she pulled my boxers down, I fireworked all over her face.
2b. v. Tyler is such a virgin noob. His third period teacher, Ms. Hotness, bent down to hand back his test and he fucking fireworked in his pants at the sight of her cleavage.
1a. n. We hadn't had sex in a while so as soon as my girlfriend mounted me last night it was like San Diego Fireworks.
1b. n. My nosy bitch sister: Ashley told me what happened last night... SD Fireworks. Try rubbing one out first next time, ya wank.
2a. v. Your mom was so slutty when I fucked her that right as she pulled my boxers down, I fireworked all over her face.
2b. v. Tyler is such a virgin noob. His third period teacher, Ms. Hotness, bent down to hand back his test and he fucking fireworked in his pants at the sight of her cleavage.
by DerSizzler July 13, 2012
Get the San Diego Fireworksmug. Little but good fighter dick, Diego is a fucking machine every woman need in her life. Don't joke with Diego if you don't want problems. His body sculpted by gods will make you want it over all other things.
El Diego is all you need in your life, don't let him go.
El Diego is all you need in your life, don't let him go.
Don't mess with Diego.
by Robert5i8097 November 22, 2021
Get the Diegomug. by TTVloneshark June 10, 2022
Get the Diegomug. 
by Inside you May 8, 2019
Get the Diegomug.