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Urban Dictionary

A potentially funny website run by a bunch of assholes that keep things from becoming too entertaining. They often allow dumb sh*t definitions for words that no one gives a f*ck about and deny entries that actually contain humor. Don't bother finding reason in their ways: They don't understand it either.
Person 1: Hey man, I tried to post a definition of Urban Dictionary for the 4th time.
Person 2: Did they finally accept it?
Person 1: Nope. I guess they only accept boring ass, mundane definitions for words no one ever says.
Person 2: Oh I thought they were cool...
by foff123 June 2, 2011
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Urban Dictionary

(noun) A dictionary that doesn't have any definitions.
Urban Dictionary, formerly an actual dictionary, is now a platform with which people champion an ideology.
by SatanInASweater October 14, 2008
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Urban Dictionary

A popular online slang dictionary where 99.99% of the definitions are written by angsty teens with a bitter and cynical outlook on life, although most come from privileged middle class families and have their own credit cards.
Just go to Urban Dictionary and look up 'puppies' or 'sunshine', and I bet some bitter, angst-ridden teen has written a negative definition about it.
by Millsy86 January 12, 2012
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urban dictionary

A website that needs to replace the Gifs with images we found on the internet so we can show off cool Artwork and stuff.
by Grovyle_The_Hero253 April 6, 2020
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Urban Dictionary

The dictionary whose every definition contains either sticking fingers into vaginas or sucking on a stranger's dick.
Don't believe me? Go on Urban Dictionary and see for yourself.
by Nikooties May 9, 2019
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Urban Dictionary

A way for un-cool kids to become cool by looking up popular words
Cool guys: Dude that’s a thot right there.

Me: (pulling out my phone and opening Urban Dictionary)
by NickDelPizza51391225 June 6, 2018
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Urban Dictionary

A website where almost all of the definitions are related to sex. Oh yeah, and if you’re a right-winger, good luck surviving there, as people will treat you like the scum of the earth.
Bob: Man, does Urban Dictionary suck! Those brainlets somehow make every word about sex!

Jim: Yeah, I wish we could go back to a time where the people that used this site weren’t as brain-dead as they are now.
by bilked August 1, 2020
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