toilet paper

something you use for sanitary reasons and is really hard to find due to corona

ugh toilet paper is so hard to find because of corona virus

by MasterofDictionarior March 21, 2020

Negative Paper

Pulling something bad off at work, which results in a written reprimand, which ends up on your personal file.

Ah shit man, you shouldn't have done that, "Now your going to end up with some 'Negative Paper' on your file!"

by Merle_Hanson January 27, 2009

Brown Paper

Cockney rhyming slang for ‘caper’.

As in “what’s your brown paper?” Or what’s your game? (What are you up to?). Heard as far back as 1978, possibly earlier.

by Canny linguist February 23, 2022

hotel paper

Rolling a joint with a page of the Bible from in a hotel room.

Sam rolled a joint with a hotel paper while on vacation.

by RHPSBill September 1, 2022

Toilet Paper

a paper you use to wipe your shit, and bouncing droplets of toilet water.

American in Japan: where's a toilet paper?
"A random Japanese stranger"
: we use bidet instead.
American: we have to make America smart again!

by someart February 28, 2017

Toilet Paper

A piece of paper commonly used for wiping your ass after a good poop. They come in rolls and are usually positioned next to the toilet for ease of access.

Back in early 2020, people stocked up on toilet paper as to prepare for the lockdown. They did this to stay hygienic. The panic buying became so severe entire lanes of toilet paper in malls were left blank after a few weeks.

by slaptheBASS June 21, 2020

paper bunny

A Paper Bunny is usually a bunny but with the attributes of paper. Paper Bunnies almost always possess a cute face, but lack the depth of ass or tits. The term paper bunny is always attributed to a white female.

Guy 1: "Damn, that girl is really cute."
Guy 2: "Yeah, but she has no ass and I think those cups are A"
Guy 1: "So what does that make her?"
Guy 2: "It makes her a Paper Bunny my guy."

by TheSpiciestBeefJerky September 30, 2018