Tap Shisho

Whenever someone says a bad joke. You reply with “tap Shisho”

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by Tap shisho June 20, 2018

quadruple tap

similar to triple tap, the quadruple tap refers to the act of verifying all three fundamental personal items (keys, wallet and phone) are present where they should be, with addition to a less common feature such a cigarettes, insulin syringe, reading glasses, etc.

John: phone - check, wallet - check, keys - check. I'm all set to go.
Jane: you ought to run a quadruple tap, dear. make sure you don't forget your samurai sword.

by Inc0 October 31, 2011

Instant tap

A term used to describe a girl that you would have sexual intercourse with instantly if you had the chance.

-Wow that bitch is fine as a motherfucker.
-Fasho, she an instant tap.

by Killa Kiesh June 17, 2006

friendly taps

light slaps on the back or shoulder of a friend
they are no longer than three seconds long
there can be double taps
a person may only do a total of three per hour

yoy yo-hi Mio (frienly tap)
Mio- hi (responds with a friendly tap)
yoy yo- (frienly tap)
Mio- (responds with a friendly tap)
yoy yo- (frienly tap)
Mio- (responds with a friendly tap)
yoy yo- oh, just you wait til an hour, "friend"
Mio- oh, just "you" wait, you wait for my friendly taps

by George Cooper December 11, 2006

tap that app

A play on the technology term for cell phone "apps"(applications) --similar to the more vulgar version of "tap that ass" or "you wanna tap that?"

I'd like to tap that app

by zambini December 31, 2010

strap tap

The female form of the verb tap. Made possible by the use of 'toys' aka strap-on dildo.

Female A: Would you strap tap that?
Female B: Yes, I'd strap tap that.

by AJW December 24, 2006

Tap that thrice

The need to Tap someone/something three times

Guy: Check out Zafrina's arse..I'd tap that thrice!
Guy #2: Indeed.



I tapped Sheila thrice last night

by InnitBroo April 6, 2009