friendly taps

light slaps on the back or shoulder of a friend
they are no longer than three seconds long
there can be double taps
a person may only do a total of three per hour

yoy yo-hi Mio (frienly tap)
Mio- hi (responds with a friendly tap)
yoy yo- (frienly tap)
Mio- (responds with a friendly tap)
yoy yo- (frienly tap)
Mio- (responds with a friendly tap)
yoy yo- oh, just you wait til an hour, "friend"
Mio- oh, just "you" wait, you wait for my friendly taps

by George Cooper December 10, 2006

Tap Shisho

Whenever someone says a bad joke. You reply with “tap Shisho”

What do clouds wear under their shorts?
Thunderpants
Reply: Tap Shisho

by Tap shisho June 21, 2018

Witch's Tap

The use of a wooden spoon (or an erect penis), to free pastry from a pie tin. Due to current health and safety limitations in the UK, witch's taps are restricted to wooden spoons only in the workplace. Due to the risk of severe burns to the genitals I recommend using a good witch's tap after the pie tin has been allowed to cool.

The gentleman chef needed to give the pies a witch's tap to free them from the muffin tin.

by THE Frank Spencer July 22, 2008

tap that app

A play on the technology term for cell phone "apps"(applications) --similar to the more vulgar version of "tap that ass" or "you wanna tap that?"

I'd like to tap that app

by zambini December 31, 2010

Instant tap

A term used to describe a girl that you would have sexual intercourse with instantly if you had the chance.

-Wow that bitch is fine as a motherfucker.
-Fasho, she an instant tap.

by Killa Kiesh June 16, 2006

Tapping the Bowl

Rubbing/stimulating the inflamed, worn clitorus of a successful porn star's vagina with long acrylic finger nails in an aggressive repetitive motion.

Did you see Pamela Anderson tapping the bowl on the Tommy & Pamela video? She wore that thing raw with those fake french manicures.

by Jeff Myles Scott January 21, 2007

Tap that thrice

The need to Tap someone/something three times

Guy: Check out Zafrina's arse..I'd tap that thrice!
Guy #2: Indeed.



I tapped Sheila thrice last night

by InnitBroo April 06, 2009