by sloppy suzanne October 30, 2009
Get the traveling taco mug.The verb form of time travel, meaning to move through time in a different fashion than normal. This can be forward or backward, which is most common, or it can be up, down, right or left when the user is more insane.
I will use my time traveling device to go back in time and kill my grandfather, thus creating a paradox and destroying reality!
by Tim the Time Traveler February 9, 2005
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by accioravenclaw April 17, 2009
Get the traveling mug.1. a term used to express when you see either a really smokin hot girl or guy whose boyfriend/girlfriend is ordinary-looking or ugly.
2. a mockery, tragedy
2. a mockery, tragedy
1. A (guy): "Dude, look at herrrr" *points*
Me: "I know, man and . . OH! LOOK AT THE LOSER SHE'S WITH!
THAT MOTHERFUCKER IS UGGGLLYY"
A: "Total travesty"
B (girl): "Maybe he's well-endowed?"
Me: "SO THE FUCK WHAT?!?! I CAN SATISFY A BLUE WHALE HERE
*unzips and flips it out* AND SHE'S WALKING AROUND
WITH HIM AND I'M A HUNDRED TIMES BETTER LOOKING THAN
HE WILL EVER BE! HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT SHIT?!?"
*B & A stare at my ginormagantuan penis*
B (girl): "uhhh. . . *regains focus* Actually, girls pick
ordinary and ugly looking boys because they are
faithful and the girl can be the one who dominates
the relationship because she is the hotter one and
theoretically could leave whenever they wanted"
Me: "Wow. But hot guys can be loyal?"
B (girl): "Actually hot guys are more likely to stray if
they find someone hotter. The girls don't want to
be hurt like that. Hence, the ordinary boys. And
even if the girl is hot to the hot guy, she'll
always be insecure and think she's not good enough"
A and Me: "Ahhhhhhhhh . . ."
B (girl): "By the way, that's a huge dick *smiles*"
Me: "Yeah i know *stuffs in and zips up*
2. When the morning cries and you don't know why it's TRAVESTY! . . . uh . . shit
Me: "I know, man and . . OH! LOOK AT THE LOSER SHE'S WITH!
THAT MOTHERFUCKER IS UGGGLLYY"
A: "Total travesty"
B (girl): "Maybe he's well-endowed?"
Me: "SO THE FUCK WHAT?!?! I CAN SATISFY A BLUE WHALE HERE
*unzips and flips it out* AND SHE'S WALKING AROUND
WITH HIM AND I'M A HUNDRED TIMES BETTER LOOKING THAN
HE WILL EVER BE! HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT SHIT?!?"
*B & A stare at my ginormagantuan penis*
B (girl): "uhhh. . . *regains focus* Actually, girls pick
ordinary and ugly looking boys because they are
faithful and the girl can be the one who dominates
the relationship because she is the hotter one and
theoretically could leave whenever they wanted"
Me: "Wow. But hot guys can be loyal?"
B (girl): "Actually hot guys are more likely to stray if
they find someone hotter. The girls don't want to
be hurt like that. Hence, the ordinary boys. And
even if the girl is hot to the hot guy, she'll
always be insecure and think she's not good enough"
A and Me: "Ahhhhhhhhh . . ."
B (girl): "By the way, that's a huge dick *smiles*"
Me: "Yeah i know *stuffs in and zips up*
2. When the morning cries and you don't know why it's TRAVESTY! . . . uh . . shit
by Ozzie Oz February 28, 2008
Get the travesty mug.An Irish traveler is not a gypse and is not like one. An irish Traveler is a family that sticks by eachothers side with there cousins and brothers and sisters when trouble gets loose as most people would have called irish travelers gyspes and they will get affended when called gypses as irish travelers owneds houses and do not come from a poor backround as the gypse live in poverty and are usally poor not very many people likes irish travelers and thats why they come in groups so they will not be jumped to be seriously hurt or killed and irish travelers are not bullys they will stand there ground and fight alone with there family people think there bullys because who they are. But people try to kill them because they hate irish travelers and they are most likely be in groups to help eachother out . Irish travelers are not people to mess with they can be dangerious if u pick a fight with them they will never be there or come there alone. and they have there own type of slang as a code word that other people wouldnt understand for example an irish traveler would be a mc donagh but if there not a irish traveler then there not differnt and travelers are differnt as most mcdonaghs are know to fight but dont start them unless needed and many irish travelers have died over being killed and has caused war in ireland for years. The main reason was that they would call the irish travelers a gypse and would start fights
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