Be Cool, Bag Your Tool

Means 'Wear A Condom' In A Nonchallant way, so your teachers/parents/boss/anyone else you dont want to kno ur gona have sex, wont notice what your REALLY talking about.

*In The Middle Of A Test.* guy1 "so mann, i was thinkin i was gone "hang out" wit Leah tonight.
Guy2 "hey, Be Cool, Bag Your Tool."
*Teacher looks confused and walks away.*

by ChelseyBby. February 22, 2010

Tool

Someone who does what ever he is told to do just to suck up to that other person.

Matt James is the biggest tool on earth!

by Youg April 20, 2008

bro tool

It is a type of german sex toy, often used in german shise movies.

That german shise movie had an amazing use of a bro tool in it...

by Googey maroo December 11, 2008

Tatey Masher Torture Tool

A device that is used when people need to go to the toilet either for a shit or a piss and u dont let them, u take the tatey masher and stab their belly causing them to do their business there and then.
Great Party Trick :D

Someone tells u they need the toliet, u ascort them to the tatey masher torture tool and stab them unexpectedly!

by Asterix September 30, 2005

Tooled

To be armed with a firearm of any kind.

Police Briefing: We suspect the building contains crack so they'll be tooled. Be careful.

by JBF April 10, 2005

Tool Room

the shop for shitbag marines, suck ass imrl managers, and lazy hazmat cordinators. Also known ass the most skate shop in the Marine Corps where Female SNCO's make their marines hate their life.

Marine 1: dude im so glad I'm Not in tool room.
Marine2: i know that shop is full of shitbags and lazy asses, and their SSgt is a Straight Bitch

by MR.REG February 19, 2009

tool

a dick, or otherwise a phallis. a word for someone who is being an ass or a penis.

That man walking down the street with the mullet and really ugly cowboy boots really looks like a tool, just like your mom.

by Terms September 13, 2005