Somewhat grounded: this is the stage of being ‘grounded’ when you are almost at the end of your sentence. You are allowed to do stuff under SUPER close watch, and only if it’s not for socializing. Also when asked when you will be ungrounded the answer is always “I don’t know”
“Hey mom can I stay after school to ask my teacher for help?”
“Yes, but I will be asking if you were there for the whole time, Bc you are still ‘somewhat grounded’;)”
“Yes, but I will be asking if you were there for the whole time, Bc you are still ‘somewhat grounded’;)”
by Kapache’ April 10, 2019
When an individual (quite often a man's significant other) asks for something, but when ridiculed about the preposterous nature of the request, they begin to claim they were joking about it. Whereas if you had said you were willing to fulfil the request, they would have happily one through with it.
"Jamie can I have that £3000 ring from that jewellery shop?"
"Sophie are you out of your mind? No I can't afford it!"
"I was only joking!"
"No you were ground-baiting."
"Sophie are you out of your mind? No I can't afford it!"
"I was only joking!"
"No you were ground-baiting."
by UrbanVocabLad January 22, 2016
“This pussy is ground loot bro”
“Hershey’s chocolate is ground loot”
“YO BRO I GOT THIS GROUND LOOT”
“Hershey’s chocolate is ground loot”
“YO BRO I GOT THIS GROUND LOOT”
by Chicagobuckets80 March 12, 2024
“That girl is ground loot”
“A gray assault rifle is ground loot bro i don’t want that”
“N***a deodorant is ground loot how do you not have that Ind*an.”
“A gray assault rifle is ground loot bro i don’t want that”
“N***a deodorant is ground loot how do you not have that Ind*an.”
by Chicagobuckets80 March 13, 2024
by Hansard May 15, 2025
by Grizzly Wadams July 24, 2017
Ground turkey in a salad is when a man ejaculates in all three holes of his female partner (the mouth, the vagina, and the anus) within a short period of time.
M: "Hey baby, remember that time I came in all three of your holes in under three hours? "
F: "yeah?"
M: "Ground turkey in a salad"
F: "yeah?"
M: "Ground turkey in a salad"
by Mojaz July 21, 2018