corporate mentality

Large-scale practice of committee mentality within a corporate entity, (see corporate personhood).

To my phone company: You reassigned this phone number to me 6 months after you took it away from the deadbeat who didn't pay his phone bill. Why can't you understand that it's no longer his phone number? Just because you can't find him, is no cause to harass me!

Another person to his phone company: Of course I received your message that the replacement for my broken phone is ready to pick up - just as soon as I got the replacement phone and checked for messages.

Me to the Yellow Pages publisher: Of course I wanted to be listed in the yellow pages under my business name. You offered me a listing in the Yellow Pages because I'm listed as a business in the white pages didn't you? Do you see anyone else listed in the Yellow Pages by their personal name?

by Downstrike November 11, 2004

Mentally challenged

Mentally challenged is what u call a person who bullies people by making shitty definitions of their name lmao

Cumboy2020 is mentally challenged

by Tyrone Maguire July 6, 2020

Mental Hangover

The long-lasting regret one feels after making a mistake, usually while intoxicated.

Dave: "my girl and i broke up a wek ago after that happy hour."

Bill: "sorry man, sometimes the mental hangover lasts longer than the actual hangover.:

by dgray May 28, 2012

mental hairball

a word or phrase coughed up at random

"It's a matter of letting ideas flow by pulling that mental hairball from your creative shower plughole, rather than forcing the words to come out of your fingers, sit up straight on the page and make sense"

by luckybever December 2, 2009

Mentally Redneck

Beyond stupid to the point that it has surpassed the stupidity of rednecks. A "Mentally Redneck" Doesn't have to be an actual Redneck, just someone so stupid they are now classified as "Mentally Redneck"

Atleast 75% of the people who voted for Deez Nuts in the North Carolina 2016 Presidential poll are mentally rednecks.

by Sramazan September 30, 2015

Mentally Wed

The marrying of something or someone in your head, due to strong attractions to them.

Person 1: We are now mentally wed. (plays out wedding in mind)
Person 2: Who are you?

by Chum73 July 10, 2010

Mental Powerhouse

Mental Powerhouse (n, adj.); A descriptive used in slang of counterculture to describe a burnout, or individual who makes use of unrealistic mentalist descriptive traits. Also describes a self-inflated opinion of ones own mental ability to influence others or situations. A failure to understand the physical nature of the real world.

He/she, is a Mental Powerhouse. There are too many Mental Powerhouses among the group.

by Sheriffknight October 16, 2014