When you have something put on you such as a kiss. When someone unexpectedly kisses another. That makes the receiver of the kiss a plate.
by Dictionaryoline June 15, 2018

A sexual act in which a women shits on a man and uses her body to rub it all over him, then proceeds to shoot him with a water gun filled with her urine.
by mercxz May 9, 2024

A phrase to describe a situation or person that is a real mess and does not have their shit together. Even thought breaking one plate causes a mess, it’s just an accident, but when two plates break - it is a true disaster.
Our country is a complete two plate disaster.
Did you see that dude at the party last night? He was a two plate disaster.
Did you see that dude at the party last night? He was a two plate disaster.
by Shmecca October 11, 2019

When you live on your own but feel confident enough to buy two plates. You have hopes that one day someone will come over for dinner
by boulderer February 13, 2024

A plate of cookies that mends old wounds and changes the future of lady bosses as we know it.
Band-aids don't fox bullet holes, but healing plates do.
Band-aids don't fox bullet holes, but healing plates do.
Wow Taylor Swift just made Katy Perry a healing plate and now I'm floating onto the clouds filled with choc chips
by lovesnewwords June 11, 2019

"Hey, Prof? Pass me the smoke plate."
"What? The ashtray?"
"Naw, the smoke plate! That's what we call em in my house. Smoke plate!"
"What? The ashtray?"
"Naw, the smoke plate! That's what we call em in my house. Smoke plate!"
by VooDooPROPHET November 26, 2024

by anonymous May 8, 2025
