staff in a restaurant or cafe who do all the washing up. they're generally not allowed to wait on tables and have a perpetually miserable expression on their faces, as well as very, very red faces.
by londonmark September 5, 2003

When a humans cartilage decides it hates its life so it has to be replaced with pig bits. Side effects involve casual oinking, developing cravings for swill and the occasional urge to hunt for truffles.
"Hey, do you smell bacon?"
"Oh that's just old Pig Knees over there, he's just come back from a run."
"Does anyone know if Chris is coming?"
"Yeah he's outside at the moment, rolling around in the muck...he just hasn't been the same since he got those pig knees."
"Oh that's just old Pig Knees over there, he's just come back from a run."
"Does anyone know if Chris is coming?"
"Yeah he's outside at the moment, rolling around in the muck...he just hasn't been the same since he got those pig knees."
by Dan Collette October 25, 2017

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by AAA Vibe December 9, 2021

When someone walks around wearing only a shirt and is naked from the waist down.
Equally defined for both sexes.
Most often followed by "it".
Equally defined for both sexes.
Most often followed by "it".
Bob got so drunk last night on cheap vodka that he took off his pants and walked around the house porkey pigging it.
by Dexters Dad March 2, 2011

A Big Sexy Boi with a striking jawline and dashing foreign looks. When taken out he will attract all women within l in a 5 mile radius is they are more than 2 years younger(Nonce) despite his label they will still flock to be blessed by his words. He is unusually tall over 6’3 and is flailly and uncoordinated and shit On a bike. Do not leave your Darn unattended by a road!
by Darny’s no.1 Boi November 13, 2020
