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dish pig

staff in a restaurant or cafe who do all the washing up. they're generally not allowed to wait on tables and have a perpetually miserable expression on their faces, as well as very, very red faces.
Can you call the waiter over? No, not him, he's just a dish pig.
by londonmark September 5, 2003
mugGet the dish pigmug.

Pig Knees

When a humans cartilage decides it hates its life so it has to be replaced with pig bits. Side effects involve casual oinking, developing cravings for swill and the occasional urge to hunt for truffles.
"Hey, do you smell bacon?"
"Oh that's just old Pig Knees over there, he's just come back from a run."

"Does anyone know if Chris is coming?"
"Yeah he's outside at the moment, rolling around in the muck...he just hasn't been the same since he got those pig knees."
by Dan Collette October 25, 2017
mugGet the Pig Kneesmug.

Pigged out

Typically used by scousers meaning eaten a lot
Nah mate I can’t move I’ve proper pigged out you know?
by Scousemsttlad June 10, 2018
mugGet the Pigged outmug.

Pig Bennis

swap the b and the p and you will find the exact meaning...
Brendan has suck a pig bennis he cant get an erection
mugGet the Pig Bennismug.

fig in the pig

Inserting a bulbous fruit in an anus
Allen found it hard to go to the bathroom because he had a fig in the pig.
by AAA Vibe December 9, 2021
mugGet the fig in the pigmug.

Porkey Pigging

When someone walks around wearing only a shirt and is naked from the waist down.

Equally defined for both sexes.

Most often followed by "it".
Bob got so drunk last night on cheap vodka that he took off his pants and walked around the house porkey pigging it.
by Dexters Dad March 2, 2011
mugGet the Porkey Piggingmug.

Darny Pig

A Big Sexy Boi with a striking jawline and dashing foreign looks. When taken out he will attract all women within l in a 5 mile radius is they are more than 2 years younger(Nonce) despite his label they will still flock to be blessed by his words. He is unusually tall over 6’3 and is flailly and uncoordinated and shit On a bike. Do not leave your Darn unattended by a road!
Person 1: Who TF is that

Person2: that is just Darny Pig
by Darny’s no.1 Boi November 13, 2020
mugGet the Darny Pigmug.

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