Lion’s Snout

When a man’s pubic hair is so jungle that when you look at it from the front with his weiner hanging under it, it looks just like a Lion Snout.

I dropped to my knees and looked at his hairy junk before swallowing my fears and going in for a kiss on that Lion’s Snout.

by BluLaura August 3, 2024

Lion style

Another phrase for the “rear entry” sex position that I assigned to it, since it looks like when lions mate

I let him do it to me lion style last night. I came & it was great.

by Superjuliam March 5, 2023

Lion Tongue

The Chicago slang for "Dildo".

I went into my wife's room and found a lion tongue smaller than my own.

by The Absolute Truth. September 8, 2016

Lion

means pussy.

the gazelle (Dick) leaped in to the lion (pussy).

by The_Dick_Slayer July 25, 2019

bright eyed lion

blonde bimbo who denies or manipulates anything that is remotely true and incriminating one’s self.

bright eyed lions sure is retarded

by pinchy1x August 11, 2023

Lion Advocate

One of the most bot-like humans that you could ever meet in your life. They believe that lions would beat Pokémon through sheer delusion and their minimum utilization of brain cells. They bring up the most idiotic arguments such as the "lion ladder" or "lion stack" because they are bots. If you ever find yourself in an argument with one, always keep in mind that they have the same IQ as a goldfish and are simply the biggest clowns ever.

Lion Advocate: LIONS WIN 100% OF THE TIME
Me: Ur a clown

by JeremiahTheCrustacean2 April 28, 2021

The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

A book where a bunch of hippies walk around and paint stuff. They eat lunch, and then they find a magical...camel...which they have to eat to stay alive. And that's pretty much it.

The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe is Eric Cartman's favorite book.

by phillyfan85 November 14, 2023