An attractively seductive older Man who prefers younger woman. He’s the Man who doesn’t lose the swagger and multiple divorce papers as he ages, much past His deflated dusty prime. He’ll steal your girl like Hugh Jackman and pass her on to Johnny fucking Sins. He’s the silver fox, the Ron Swanson of men, the Matthew Mcconaughey of Boy’s . He has that Letter Kenney/Red Green tongue the will chirp harder than four girls and two Milf’ s currently in his bed. He’s got money like Jordan Belford, and can last longer than Viagra mixed with 5 Hour energy. And Godammit he’s a veteran.
by Dr. Benjamin, Dufuk Dover October 14, 2020
by snag leo lima April 13, 2018
The insatiable sense of optimism that overcomes you anytime the Detroit Lions do something that is less than absolutely horrible.
Like beer goggles, but for the NFL team under the Ford family’s grip of death.
Like beer goggles, but for the NFL team under the Ford family’s grip of death.
Bob: What a Great Game! The Lions only lost by a Field goal. Things are looking up for the team this year.
Bill: Do you always keep your Lions Butter at room temperature, Bob?
Bill: Do you always keep your Lions Butter at room temperature, Bob?
by DownInTheDumps February 08, 2022
When a woman wraps a man’s scrotum around the shaft (the mane) and cuts off the circulation (causing it to turn purple) while giving a handjob.
by Louis CK Lookalike September 08, 2023
by Saturn idiot April 16, 2018
An ancient symbol under the context of a very heroic and honorary creature of European-Caucasian descent. Usually used in various contexts by White Supremacists.
Person 1: “Man i’m tired of this immigration happening in this country. I wish someone could do something about it!”
Person 2: “Don’t worry! I heard that the Anglo-Saxon lion is awakening right now, and he’s about to shake the entire world!”
Person 2: “Don’t worry! I heard that the Anglo-Saxon lion is awakening right now, and he’s about to shake the entire world!”
by onetenth June 28, 2024
Girl - Hey boys! I'll see any or all of you in the locker bay after school!
Guy - Fuck off you Meat Lion!
Guy - Fuck off you Meat Lion!
by HairyScrotum69 December 23, 2013