Alaskan head lock

When a naked female sits on the shoulders of a naked male and chokes him with her thighs as he jerks off, eventually causing him to pass out as he cums.

My buddy Ted almost died when his wife gave him the old Alaskan head lock the other night.

by DJslut123 June 22, 2023

Alaskan punching bag

When your receiving head and she's going so hard she's bailing your balls like a punching bag.

Man I thought Stacie was innocent until she hit me with an Alaskan punching bag last night

by Barney Baby July 18, 2017

alaskan hand grenade

when you fill a condom with shit and throw it against the wall, as you cum, screaming “grenada”.

I tried anal with my girl last week and she wanted to pull an alaskan hand grenade and now we can’t get our safety deposit back

by qrx January 22, 2021

Alaskan Hidden TriForce

You hide behind your couch awaiting your girlfriends/wife's arrival. When they walk in, you jump out, kick them in the knee, proceed to hover over their body and perform a Strawberry Shortcake. After that, perform an Angry dragon, T-Bag her one time, then yell "MORTAL KOMBAT!"

Me: "Bro, it was so dark."
Friend: "What?"
Me: "It was dark when I gave your girl and Alaskan Hidden TriForce!"
Friend: "Oh, haha, you wanna die?"

by LIEsasquatch November 2, 2010

Alaskan Flounder Basket

The act of giving someone an Alaskan Flounder Basket is to Piss on someones face, fart in their mouth, then take a shit on their balls.

Ray and Debra:

Debra:
Ima Piss On Yo Face
Then Ima Fart In Yo Mouth

Ray:
Yeeeah

Debra:
Yeeah, then Ima Shit On Your balls Ray!

*Also Check a song by Iwrestledabearonce entitled Alaskan Flounder Basket*

by Maxwell Plantana March 8, 2011

Alaskan snow shrimpin

After ejaculating inside your partner, you suck it back out with a straw. Keeping as much of your tasty load in your mouth, you proceed to make out with them and tranfer your "secret snowball" into her unexpecting mouth.

To lori's surprise, she got a mouthful of alaskan snow shrimpin when making out with her b.f. right after he went shrimpin on her.

by scally wagger July 16, 2007

Alaskan Snow-Cap

The act of ejaculating upon the tip of another penis, be it homosapien or otherwise. Can be performed by both parties thereby resulting in a double-Alaskan-snow-cap.

"Dude, i just came right on the tip of my dude bros' dick.'
"Dude bro, He Alaskan Snow-capped you"
"No dude bro, he came on mine too. Double-Alaskan-Snow-Cap."

by YourArtSucks November 27, 2009