public pronouns

A public pronoun is nearly the same as a personal pronoun only better used for public and social settings. Where they/them can be someone's personal pronouns it is more proper to publically and socially engage with said person with the more triditional he/him she/her Mr/Mrs Sir/Ma'am which are public pronouns.

Hello Sir and Ma'am welcome to my Bakery may I offer your some samples, perhaps a nice mini strawberry cupcake for the little miss? Oh and we use public pronouns here at Sanity Bakery.

by NateBlank November 1, 2022

Public Omega

When you fling across the map in legendary football like a body omega. They were only possible 2017-2018 and caused by sandwiches. Many people have caught one like Billerbrine SushiNewb 14Avenue

Look at that dude Billerbrine he’s so black he caught. a public omega

by OkGlobal/t_rashhhh May 11, 2021

Public bathroom roulette

When you have eaten some two week old leftover mexican food and you have to shit so bad you don't have time to clean the seat before sitting down in a public bathroom. You simply pick any open stall and sit, hoping that some teenager didn't piss all over the stall as a 'joke'.

Usually played when you know what you ate, and believe that the consequences of hesitating to check the seat are worse than sitting in whatever could possibly be on the seat.

Can also be played as a dare between friends.

1: Mike: Jeff man why are you two hours late? The game is halfway over!

Jeff: Dude I lost a game of public bathroom roulette in the subway station. Had to go home again to shower. You wouldn't believe the mess I sat down on. At least I didn't shit myself though! My girl was right, I should've thrown out those leftovers!

2: Dude! Did you see the size of that guy who just came out of the bathroom? I bet he left a nasty rooster tail. Hey Brian, I'll give you $20 to play a round of public bathroom roulette right now!

by 123pshyc! July 8, 2018

Bloody Public Barber

When you haven’t shaved in a while and you go on a sex date, you realize she doesn’t like hair and you go get a pair of scissors to cut off the pubes. You give them to her so that it can be romantic or some shit then she cuts your balls off because you made her fake her orgasm in high school.

I went on a sex date with Sherry and she told me she didn’t like hair so I brought a pair of scissors and she Bloody Public Barber me. I went to the hospital and I asked her why and she told me she faked her orgasm in high school. She ruined my life... and my balls.

by Stumanji_10 February 16, 2021

Public Disposable of Affection (PDA)

To publicly ditch your feelings towards someone through sexual intercourse. This is the most recommended way to cure horniness, it is 100% recommended by most doctors. Public Disposable of Affection (PDA)
Why like a person when you can just go straight and PDA them? Very effective no need for those embarrassing confessions.

It was a G/C lesson and we were discussing sex so my teacher demonstrated Public Disposable of Affection (PDA) on me in front on the class and I got stds, but I liked it.

I caught my neighbor practicing Public Disposable of Affection (PDA) on his dog.

My cousin and I love each other and I know it's incest and we knew society would be against it but we did PDA

I PDAed my younger sister's boyfriend because he knew he was mine.

by sasha.at May 28, 2022

PUBLIC EY3

- FOR THE PEOPLE -
New Clothing In Line🔥🌏; clothing brand established in October 2021.
- PUBLIC: “The World Is Watching” -

Gotta Get Me Some Public Ey3 Tees, The world Is Watching, Let’s Rock It.

by @timza_y.solit.fx January 23, 2022

Math in Public

Forgetting even basic arithmetic when forced to calculate in public. A situation usually exacerbated by the lack of a calculator or presence of authorities on the subject.

John had to explain his reasoning in Econ class and managed to triple the price in the example. Math in public gets real fast

by Wags86 January 17, 2022