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Sarah:
Look at that paranoid pale faced bloke talking bollocks who looks like he's been awake for 2 weeks!

Me: Yeah, that's Chris, he's on speed
by TidyTrip March 17, 2003
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Speechful

Joel: "Hey Stacey, how ya goin? I heard you were without speech the other day."

Stacey: "I'm really good thanks and I got my speech back too. I am now speechful."
by Joelus November 2, 2006
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speedcore zombie

to indulge oneself in listening excessively to music ranging to 250 to 1000 bpm (beats per minute) that we commonly known as speedcore
god anthony ur such a speedcore zombie when
by specialtony July 13, 2007
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Speed Rape

To be raped metaphorically or otherwise at extreme speeds.
"So what happened"
"Well officer , it was over so quickly"
"Yeah , we get that alot"
"No I mean I was speed raped. It was over in about 5 seconds"

"Oh Em Gee!"
by superlolocaust2 February 23, 2010
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reverse speedbag

n. the act of sticking ones' penis backwards through ones' legs while reaching behind ones' thighs to grab the shaft of the penis and masturbate furiously with an end goal of profusely spanking ones' balls like a boxer hitting a speedbag.

v. to commit the act of reverse speedbagging.
"Oh man, Eva was so hot that Chris told me he went home, busted out the croc butter and reverse speedbagged all night."
by Chris Awwsteen January 28, 2008
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slurred speech

when one has had a case of vodka ones speach is far from perfect, we say it is slurred
gish ush anover bottle of vod..vod...vod...stuff (slurred speech)
by Donato April 20, 2008
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Wedding Speech

The one chance for those of us who are... relationship impaired... to finally get some attention at a wedding.
Bob: Wow, Ali's really good at wedding speeches.
Sally: I know right! It's a wonder she's never had her own wedding!
by anonymous4070 May 18, 2018
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