Shreading

to make up a fake word and pretend it's real

"tell me what shreading is rn"

by moondog-matthew March 22, 2023

Spending less money

OH! BRILLIANT! I (THE GENIUS SCREENWRITER THAT SUCCEEDED WHERE YOU FAILED) DIDN'T THINK OF THAT! IF ONLY MY BRAIN (WHICH HAS RECENTLY BEEN CITED MORE TIMES BY MAINSTREAM INTELLECTUALS THAN ANY OTHER AUTHOR) WORKED MORE GOODERS!

Hym "Right and business owners should just stopped getting robbed! People should just stop getting murdered too! I make 150% more than my previous job but the price of everything has increased by 250% I guess I should just go to the dollar store and by a bunch of cheap heavily processed food so I can contribute to the obesity crisis that you care so much about and drink out of the tap like the peasant slave that I am! Spend every day feeling sick to my stomach until I earn the right to spend my own money on food that isn't poison. It won't get me credit for any of the things I've written. I know!

Maybe the business that refuses to give employees full-time so that they don't have to pay for health or dental insurance should be held accountable for the quality of life they provide for their employees because even though the skill required is low they need an indefinite amount of labor. Labor that consists of staving off the homeless crackheads and panhandlers that frequent the store and scraping shit off the floor because people (apparently) don't know how to use a toilet. I can't work more hours because the managers have labor quotas and don't have any ours to give. And that applies to BOTH of the jobs I'm working. I already AM spending less money because the only thing I pay for is bills and food and drink. I eat one meal a day now. 'WeLl gEt AnOtHeR jOb!' Says the retard. Even doing that would lead to a transitory period where I would run out of money because jobs never start new employees at the beginning of a pay period. Meaning it would take at least a month for me to get a full paycheck. Hopefully I can convince my landlord not to evict me until I get paid. I would literally have to save up money to be able to afford to switch jobs to a job where I make more money. Assuming that anyone hires me (which would also take time). You come here and do it. I can sit and regurgitate my opinion into the ether for and hour and I can do it better than YOU, so, let's see you come down to hell and do my thing. They have to weaponize schizophrenia at you too. Let's see it."

by Hym Iam May 2, 2023

Streaming

Two penises pointing at each other peeing

Me and my partner were streaming

by The freak13 May 11, 2023

Sriending

Speedrunning making a friend

"We were sriending and ended up best friends in under a week."

by SteelDefines May 19, 2023

Streaming Hell/Streaming Limbo

When despite all the streaming services you're paying for, that movie or show you're looking for isn't on ANYTHING at all. It is the assumed place these pieces of media rest when they're not available on any streaming service.

Your only option from here is to either pay to rent/buy it or pirate it online.

Friend 1: Netflix is streaming just Spider-Man 1 and 3, why isn't 2 on here?
Friend 2: Aw man, it must be in Streaming Hell/Streaming Limbo!

by CCGamekiller June 19, 2023

Standing Guillotine

Ahahahahahaha! That's hilarious because, yeah, he just loses immediately if that's allowed! Ha!

Hym "THAT. IS. HILARIOUS! Nate puts him in a standing guillotine at the end of the fight. Hahaha! Love it. I goota check the highlights quick I didn't know that was a thing that was happening tonight."

by Hym Iam August 6, 2023

strelqing

When you’re jelqing (Stretching your cock for hours to make it extra long) and stroking your shit at the same time. Very painful and pleasureful experience that can add inches to your cock and benefit your mental health.

I was strelqing my shit for 8 hours yesterday - Tim

Only eight? That’s light work nigga I was strelqing mah shit for twelve pussy - Eric

Holy shit, you defeated me dude - tim

by anonymous July 22, 2024