Sponge

V. Having a night out with friends yet Haley Forsyth is not included during your night.

Dude, let's have a sponge weekend.

We total should sponge tonight.

by InclineVillage May 4, 2009

spong mincer

A person showing signs of sun normal human ability and intelligence ,especially with impaired walking.

That Wayne Rooney is a great spong mincer!

by Soup Dragon November 20, 2017

sponge bob foam heels!

a person who's heels (shoes) are made of thick foam

mary with her strap up sandles and her thermal
socks "sponge bob foam heels!"

by Laura Dunphy December 19, 2007

sponge it

To not hedge your risk; a universal finance term oftenly used by traders to inform salespeople to absorb the risk and do nothing. Also a code word that signals it is time to panic.

"SPONGE IT!"
"Wait...what is he talking about? Is he calling me useless? I'm too afraid to ask...yup I'm screwed."

by Moyka July 17, 2017

autistic cancer down syndrome brain damaged mentally challenged sponge

Defines people who dabs

He is autistic cancer down syndrome brain damaged mentally challenged sponge

by autistic cancer downs boy March 9, 2017

Busted Like A Sponge

Phrase used by one as an explanation or response to a negative(usually) statement.

1)
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about John getting arrested?
Person 2: Yeah, he got busted like a sponge!

2)
Person 1: What did you think of that test, dawg?
Person 2: Aw, man, it was busted like a sponge, you know what I'm saying?

by TheFlameX March 25, 2010

The Year of Sponge Baths

A period of time during which one must provide unnecessary care for a significant other because the individual is overly needy.

Avery had to miss the Boys to Men concert because it was the year of sponge baths with her worthless boyfriend.

by Slamb Doctor September 14, 2019