Spider milk

a massive dumbass user on discord

you are such a spider milk

by Spider Milk February 19, 2021

Spider Chin

When someone is not able to properly grow a beard, but they insist on not shaving. They have probably never shaved before either. The resulting few hairs have the appearance of the legs of a spider.

Look at Chris he's got such a spider chin.

by Garglesnarbin January 21, 2010

Lint Spider

When lint falls out off your asscrack

“Jerry had lint spiders all up in him crack”

by Papertowelroll February 4, 2021

Spider jerk

Sometimes called the quad jerk, or the four legged. When you try to jerk off with your feet, Both hands and fornicate yourself all at the same time.

Paul: “Did you tap Amanda last night?”
Zak: No I got too drunk so I just gave myself the good ol spider jerk.

Paul: Same!

by The unit42 October 8, 2018

spider pig

A pig trying to become a spider

Hey look at that SPIDER PIG
What are you talking about? Thats just a pig trying to be a spider.

by Inconclusive February 11, 2019

Spider-Man

Truely the best character ever written in the history of science-fiction and superhuman topic.

Originated from Steve Ditko and Stan Lee. Different iterations of his origin story have been portrayed in the area of cinematography, the most notable being the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Spider-Man is a character that is pure at heart and realizes that with great power there must also come great responsibility. He never gives up even with a struggle of his home and superhero life. Will always get up when he is knocked down constantly. Tries to help everyone to the best of his ability, but grows anxious when there is at least 1 person who was not saved.

Wow, Spider-Man truely is the best superhero!

by ToesThatTwinkle June 10, 2019

Spider Ninja

The literal physical embodiment of "skill issues"

Friend 1: BROOO WHY IS THIS SO HARD?
Friend 2: Ok,Spider Ninja

by Blek02 June 17, 2022