Arse Spider

A horrible piece of crusty shit normally found clinging for dear life onto your arse hairs.

Fuck man, I took an epic dump last night, and now I've got a colony of arse spiders.

by cybertenchi May 27, 2009

Bum spider

Where a clump of poo gets stuck to your anal hair. You grab hold of said poo and pull it until it is removed. The poo takes with it a number of anal hairs during the removal which when placed in the palm of your hand looks like a spider. This is now a bum spider and can be used to chase your mates around and you will get similar reactions as if it was a normal spider.

Look at the size of this bum spider I just took out of my ass crack.

by Northern1000 January 9, 2018

Radioactive Twerking Spider

(RTS for short) A fictional bug that, when bites, turn a once nice person into someone or something that twerks too much.

Miley Cyrus got bit by a radioactive twerking spider.

by That Guy that posted this. January 10, 2014

Tickle the Spider

When them wriggling fingers tickle just right.

Don't be a spider tickling virgin.

Tickle the spider - make him laugh! Make him cry with laughter!

Spiders don't cry, dumbass.

They will!

by HUFFDOGGYDOG February 10, 2017

spidey sense

The freakish sixth-sense imparted on Peter Parker (AKA:Spiderman) after being bit by a radioactive spider.

Dude, let's go ask those chicks to dance. My spidey sense tells me, they will put out.

by Goldblogger September 13, 2005

Dirty Spiderman

When your receiving a blow job from your missus or a random, just as you blow dont let her know and BAM!! splat her in the face while yelling "GO WEB GO"

Ty did the dirty spiderman to Mandy the other nite and it got stuck up her nostrils and in her hair

by Matty/Spanky April 25, 2007

Spiderman Wank

When you place a females underwear over you head and wank yourself off, usually with used underwear: the smellier the better.

Named so becuase one resembles spiderman with both eyes looking out through the leg holes.

Bob: I had a spiderman wank with your underwear last night, it fucking stank!

Sally: That's not my underwear, I'm helping old Mrs. Clegg with her laundry, she is 95 you know.

Bob: Ah well, I wondered why they smelled of fish AND cheese, but enjoyed it nonetheless.

Sally: I want a divorce.

by Simjimbimalim August 4, 2006