Spencer Speece 

The best boy you’ll ever meet. Even if it’s just passing him in the hallway, it’s like time stops just so you could admire him. He’s beautiful and smells like lilacs. He’ll never notice me, but he’s adored, even if he’s teased sometimes.

“Girl I think I fell for Spencer Speece”
“Like everyone else”

Spencer Speece by WVUUYYG aughevev November 5, 2023

failed speech check 

When trying to convince someone to do something but you've got low Charisma so it doesn't work out.

Origins:Fallout 1
First recorded usage: 1998 in some dude from Denver's basement.

"Get off my shit"

Failed speech check having ass, I'm finna tax yo shit boy your beer gut looks like a blown radiatior....

failed speech check by Garrett-tha-goat August 30, 2024

Hate Speech 

You have the right to say anything, as defined by the 1st. amendment of the US Constitution. So it follows that there is no hate speech, there's only speech that you hate. The speaker doesn't display hate, only the listener does, up to and including the threat of force to silence the speaker.

There is no hate speech, there's only speech that you hate.

Hate Speech by 2B+ January 27, 2024

Shepherdian Speech 

A person of authority using falsehoods as a method of de-escalation, to avoid conflict and guide the conversation in an attempt to shine light on their accomplishments.

Just sat through another meeting that could have been an email, his Shepherdian Speech added an hour to the meeting, and nothing was accomplished.

Shepherdian Speech by Captain Commander Sir February 11, 2024

Hate Speech 

A made up term by sexually confused tiktokers and "school teachers" who believe a different opinion makes you LITERALLY HITLER!!!!. These ghouls usually can be seen gushing over "celebrities" like Taylor Swift whilst taking there 10th covid vaccine of the week.

Hate speech can consist of any statement such as " There are only men and women" or Donald Trump was an actual president. Such takes will almost certainly cause the FBI to show up on your doorstep and begin questioning you at gunpoint.

The pink haired land mammoths and bug eating residents of San Francisco will preach from the highest abortion pile to tell others that they are spreading hate speech, all the while supporting terrorist groups, veganism, Hasan Piker, as well as laugh at Stephen Colbert jokes which were written by 100 unfunny Hollywood writers.

Normal citizen: Hey bro, kids shouldnt be exposed to tips touching in pre school.

Blue haired gunt monster with sour cream tits: THATS HATE SPEECH YOU NAZI FASCIST WHITE SUPREMACIST!

Hate Speech by Distortus Dongasaurus December 6, 2023

mussolini speech bubble 

A classic gem from r/ultraleft. Often used when someone simps for the petite bourgeoisie/acts like mere worker co-ops will bring about socialism, which makes them look like Mussolini.

Person 1: "Capitalism shut down my local coffee shop. Capitalism can suck it"
based ultrachad: *mussolini speech bubble*

mussolini speech bubble by AgainstTransHate June 25, 2024

Forced Speech 

It's like forced celibacy. I mean... You could just do it willingly and be happy about it. Right?

Hym "I don't like the term 'forced speech.' I perfer 'Involuntary.' You're saying it but... Not voluntarily. And no Chris, all I care about is talk. But is that what you want Chris Williamson? You want me to murder the kid instead of talking about it? You tell me when and I'll do it. Say "Hym Iam kill the kid today." And I will do that Chris Williamson because apparently the things YOU SAY... YOU TALKING (You fucking retard midget prick) is the structure of reality upon which I step. You speak and the ground manifests beneath my feet. Like, you can't disparage talking what you do nothing but talk."

Forced Speech by Hym Iam July 11, 2024