soda seance

A seance that includes over 12 cans of soda pop to be consumed at around 2-3 AM. This act can happen without you knowing and until the next day when you wake up from your slumber, you will spot over 12-24 cans of soda that are all empty or half-full.

Forunt: Who the fuck drank all of my Dr. Pepper, did you have a Soda Seance again Adrian?
Adrian: i don't know.
Forunt: how can you say you don't know when i see like 18 cans of dr. pepper right next to your bed frame you fucking retard.
Adrian: oh.
Forunt: anyways get off the bed i gotta go choke the chicken to goatse.cx

Adrian: what the fuck ಠ_ಠ

by ButterScott January 18, 2025

soda-can dick

A really gurthy dick

Dude 1: Hey you wanna see something ?
Dude 2: Yeah show me.
Dude 1: Here.
Dude 2: Woah that's a mofo soda-can dick! i never knew.

by frozenwintershit May 25, 2018

soda bulb

Samrons dairy crewsing utensil.

Crewsing at all times of the day with the soda bulbs.

by xX_Euphoria_xX November 29, 2013

soda man

a person that is a loser or talks trash about others for no reason

I was doing my thing and this soda man came up and started talking trash.

by Dj stank mustard January 3, 2017

Soda

A nickname for one of the most sweetest and wonderful people you'll ever meet.

Finally a good addiction!
Literally perfect.

Soda my Beloved

by SodaMyBeloved October 15, 2022

soda beard

when soda gets on your face, the fizzy feels like a beard.

icy cola boiled out as she laughed, fizzy and sparkling into her first soda beard.

by ideefixe March 24, 2022

Soda Tax

Taxation of hand delivered beverages. Usually without warning.

Dude, go get me a soda.
**gets soda, opens it, takes a drink, then delivers it**Soda Tax!
Asshole
Go get it yourself next time

by AnonymousIsI April 29, 2011